J W Heron

printed this one out and left it in an envelope on her desk with a love heart sweety inside

 

What a legend. You either got to have massive bottle or no shame to do that.

 

no shame

 

I actually find myself hoping he never gets his hole with this one, so that we can look forward to his emails

 

Fair enough though. Wish I was able to do that. He who dares wins. Pulling birds is purely a numbers game the more you come on to the better your chances of getting a ride.

I can't do **** like that when I'm sober but after a good few scoops I just talk utter pish to lassies and eventually one of them will be daft enough to fall for it.

 

I wouldnt have the stones to carry out somethin like that but it makes you realise if you pay a burd any sort of attention at all you're half way there.

 

we're aw bammin him up sayin he's got nae chance.

 

Shy weins get no cake Nev

 

me - did u take her out for dinner then?

JW -

 

**** that though

 

me - were ye out drinkin last nite?

JW -

 

I hope he gets her out, take she for dinner and takes her out to teh boozer - paying for everything and she then KBs him

 

Get him signed up Nev

 

i have suggested this before he would be great on here.

 

he cant access internet in his work. jst emails.

<muir>

 

<gay>

 

youve got to get him a publishing deal Nev ,

" The Love Sonnets of JW Heron "

Best seller written all over it.....Hi Fidelity for the" noughties" generation

 

sez that burd he shagged last night came into work on a wheel chair cos he gave her a right good seein tae