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Jip's drunken marriage woes part 2

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Has anyone got a bed/couch to spare? Preferably in the Greater Manchester area <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 6, 2012
  2. Trypsin-1

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    you can crash at mine jip x

    but its a 2 person flat

    currently occupied by 2 people

    im sure ill be able to fins some space x
     
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    Trypsin-1, Apr 6, 2012
  3. Mick

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    In his anus.
     
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    Mick, Apr 6, 2012
  4. Trypsin-1

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    Are you talking about my anus or Jip's?

    am sure i could fit in jips but my integrity is in tact along with my behind <ok>
     
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    Trypsin-1, Apr 6, 2012
  5. RebelBhoy

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    What you done Jipster?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 6, 2012
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What's your postcode? I'll key it into my satnav. Bear in mind it must begin with WN, WA, M, BL, OL or SK.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 6, 2012
  7. Trypsin-1

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    it begins with a W if that's alright?

    edit: it's not in wigan, warrington, manchester, bolton, oldham or stockport though
     
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    Trypsin-1, Apr 6, 2012
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No wife beating or cheating, just been a bit of a ****er. Irritable, obnoxious and argumentative for about a year. Been working too hard and taking it out on everyone. A victim of the recession you might say. But probably just a bad husband.
     
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  9. Hash.

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    Want me to have a word with her ? <run>
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

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    At least you recognise it I suppose. That is something.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Yes please.

    Hang on a second...... <grr>

    Fuck it, just tell her to honour the holy covenant or something.

    Yes. That will be be great when I'm taking my kids to a rainy McDonalds and explaining why mummy and daddy aren't together any more <grr>

    Only messing, I know what you mean.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 6, 2012
  12. Hash.

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    I'll give her a rub of the relic <laugh>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's what started all the trouble! <grr>
     
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  14. Hash.

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    <sorry>.
     
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    Hash., Apr 7, 2012
  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    There's too many marriages where the "for better or worse" part is ignored

    So, if she already knew you were a workaholic ****er, she's being unreasonable
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Apr 7, 2012
  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I get on well with all of my wives since the divorce(s)
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Apr 7, 2012
  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Jip, find me a job and I'll come up to Manc and be a flat mate <laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 7, 2012
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    All men are arseholes.

    FaCt
     
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    Tina_old, Apr 7, 2012
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    have
     
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