1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

SportsDirect.com (Hotel California)

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by jerseymackem, Mar 26, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 1 of 6
  1. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    7
    On the dark North-East highway, freezing wind through my hair
    Warm smell of savaloys, rising through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a pile of ****e
    My nose grew heavy and my vision dimmed, I had to stop for the night

    There Ashley stood in the doorway, and I heard the screams and yells
    And I was thinking to myself; 'This is some sort of Hell'
    Then he lit up a candle, they had no electricitay
    There were voices down the tunnel, I thought I heard them say...

    Welcome to the SportsDirect.com
    Such a crappy place (such a crappy place), such a messy place
    Plenty of room in the stands of the SportsDirect.com,
    Any time of year (any time of year), you won't find them here

    His mind is Barton-twisted, he got a Mercedes-Benz
    He got a lot of ugly, ugly boys, that he calls 'special friends'
    How they dive on the pitch, cold, clammy sweat
    Some play to remember, most play to forget

    So I called the club captain, 'Please bring me a cup'
    He said 'We haven't had that object here since...well, I can't really remember'
    And still those voices are calling from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of a game, just to hear them say...

    Welcome to the SportsDirect.com
    Such a crappy place (such a crappy place), such a messy place
    They sellin' it up, at SportsDirect.com
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring Big Mike your pies

    They wish they were high as the ceiling, like the club down the road
    Ashley said 'We're prisoners here, I only came for the pies'
    And in Mike Ashley's chambers, they gathered for the feast
    They prod Ben Arfa with their steely scalpels but they just can't fix the beast

    Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
    I had to find the road back to the club I so adore
    'Relax', said the night man, 'look at the quality of our team,
    With players like Kuqi and Ranger, how can we ever leave!'
     
    #1
    jerseymackem, Mar 26, 2011
  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    No never, they aren't obsessed(they aren't obsessed)
     
    #2
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  3. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    7
    Says the one who talks only of Sunderland in his signature...
    Anyway, I was bored, and the team that would fir this song better would be N*wcastle :)
     
    #3
    jerseymackem, Mar 26, 2011
  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    Oooo was that a bite? And no, it's in reference to Nolan mainly. I would like you to count the Sunderland signatures and tell me how many relate to NUFC...
     
    #4
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    26,980
    Likes Received:
    14,262
    I sit next to a Skunk is probably to thick to miss the irony of posting on here more often than he does on The Skunks own board and then calls someone obsessed!
     
    #5
    MrRAWhite, Mar 26, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    Jesus Christ I'm just joking around. Don't bite ;)
     
    #6
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  7. safc73

    safc73 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,027
    Likes Received:
    0
    Nice one jersey..... plus I think you got the first bite............don't let that skunk put you off.
     
    #7
    safc73, Mar 26, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    You class that as a bite? Your standards are dropping 73. Was actually a pretty entertaining post Jersey <ok>
     
    #8
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    Dont worry I **** next to a skunk, you are loved on here


    well as much as you love Carroll and we love Bent.
     
    #9
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    Jersey, do you like Todgers signature? Real mature isn't it and not at all related to NUFC.
     
    #10
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011

  11. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    7
    Well, it IS true...
     
    #11
    jerseymackem, Mar 26, 2011
  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    I'm sure, and I reckon the older generation would tell you about a certain new years day in the 80s that would prove it wrong...
     
    #12
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    Yea the signature was your idea, and your like minded skunk posters, never used to have one, but must say your Nolan one is ****e so im changing mine to that but a bit spruced up if you know what i mean

    Pleased it got to you,
     
    #13
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
  14. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    It made me and many others laugh at you on our board actually ;)
     
    #14
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    same with us and your du du du 6 year old nursery song
     
    #15
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
  16. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    It sounded pretty good when Liverpool were singing something similar last week.
     
    #16
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    WHY WERE YOU AT THE MATCH YOU TURNCOAT, knew you get your rocks off watching us, orgasmic aint it
     
    #17
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
  18. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    6,573
    Likes Received:
    29
    Get off my rocks watching you lose and lose badly.
     
    #18
    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    Knew you were 6 lose is spelt loose amazing what a college education can do for a skunk
     
    #19
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,079
    Likes Received:
    147,349
    View attachment 1564



    I thought the guy kissing Carroll looked familiar, did you enjoy it go on tell, i know you liked it.
     
    #20
    Makemstine Roger, Mar 26, 2011
Page 1 of 6
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page