Just booked up for Ibiza

...and that was in 1989 or some ****.

If she's still alive, that'll be one dusty pie.

 

does anyone know why every single male copper in strathclyde has short black hair?

maybe our resident copper could shed some light on this phenomenom?

 

You cruising for a blondie?

 

aye!

 

I know 4 strathclyde policemen and they all have short black hair

Seen a few baldies in the shopping centre, but I think they would have short black hair if they could.

 

I know three polis.

Two bald and one with dark hair.

Curiously, one of them is brand new (I've got a picture of him gurning his face aff at a Rez in aboot 1995) and is cool with the boys smoking doobies before fives and turns an appropriate blind eye off duty. One of them is a wee bit stricter but the last one

He only joined a couple of years ago and, even off-duty, turned into super-arsehole pretty much overnight.

The most decorated out of them is the chilled oot one - knocked back a promotion for a desk job because he "loves kicking in junkie's doors too much".

 

Because they have no sense of style whatsoever. It's as simple as that really.

 

but the colour is always black. it's insane

keep an eye out people

 

Presbyterians, the lot of them

 

I googled blonde policeman and ginger policeman and got nothing

 

Not even a dating site? Like "Would you like to talk to other serving officers?" <FatherTedstyle>

 

Part of the uniform.

Boot polish on the hair like Keithy George.

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