What is your farting style?

It is for wheel chair riddened people like yourself.

 

I don't like to restrict myself to one type of fart. There is a fart for every occasion. For instance the silent but deadly has its place. If I'm on a long car journey with my mates, I don't want them taking preventative action (opening windows) before they have the chance to truly enjoy my fruits. Therefore I want a silent one. Same goes for leaving the missus one under the duvet. If she hears it, she'll just wait till it dissipates.

My favourite is the rattler on a hard surface. There is a triumphant feel to the whole occasion. I do love a danger fart the day after an indians too.

 

Yeah, the danger farts are excellent especially the ones the morning after a feed of Guinness. God help the poor **** who gets caught in a stuffy car with those (I lock all windows in my car so they can't be opened).

 

Darting in an office seat so it takes hours to percolate through the foam. That way you can bask in your essence for longer.

 

I have a good chair at work so I drill farts into it all day so no **** steals it

 

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in the middle of a busy bar/pub/dance floor then walking off and watching the reaction!!!

 

I do save my most pungent farts for just that sort of occasion.

 

My farting style is very much like my playing style: lacking in natural flair, but with an honest endeavour that the working man can appreciate.

 

I'm a special ops farter. SBD. Silent but deadly

 

At the risk of causing myself stomach pains, I hold in any possible wind until it's impossible to.

I then turn to one side opening my buttocks fully and pushing out the biggest, loudest and most powerful gust possible.

I have actually made my sleeping girlfreind awake with a start from the sheer force and volume of my farts released in this way.
Impressive, i'm sure you'll agree...

 

We all know Huth's farting style -

Find a small child and hold them up to his arse, let rip, and watch child cry.​

 

when i was about 8 i farted in a big plastic lego box and put it over my sisters head. made her sick

 

All I did at that age was record my farts onto tape and play them when visitors came to the house.

 

Cool fred title.

 

I never knew there was actually a point in time that GC was ****ter than it is right now.

Are all these ****s dead?

 

Parp.

 

tbf only Sam Axe was gay.

 

He left and never came back when he was outed

At least ST still hangs around and pretends not to be gay.