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What is your farting style?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    How do you do it?

    Personally, I prefer to sit in a hard chair, raise one arse cheek and let rip. The sound resonates impressively and it is made even better if you are in an echoy room. Soft seats smother the sound, hard seats amplify it.
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 3, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sofa. Check for follow through.
     
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  3. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    jesus christ there are some right weirdos on the general chat forum
     
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    Ste D, Apr 3, 2012
  4. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Welcome. :grin:

    Are you a burd?
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012
  6. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Yes, there are. You should fit in well <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 3, 2012
  7. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    You're ****in shameless Gambol, trying to pull on a thread where you just 2 seconds ago made reference to your propensity to **** on sofa's <laugh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :grin:

    Women like honesty. So I've been told. In my experience it's the opposite that's true.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012
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    goin round the burds house to see her new laminate, droppin my jeans/boxers, sitting bare-arsed on the laminate and letting rip.

    vibrated right around the flat. best fart of my life <ok> and it left a wet bit
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012

  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I have a fairly eclectic ensemble of bottom burps.

    Nice to keep the ladies interest going.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 3, 2012
  12. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Under the duvet, lift for waft. She ****ing hates that
     
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  13. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    When I'm out jogging so if I do **** myself the nuggets will just roll out of my shorts.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 3, 2012
  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Jogging?

    You don't even get out of bed ya lazy bastard
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
  16. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    unless those shorts are skin tight lycra. Then you'll just collect..<ok>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I haven't been for a while, but I do jog. I need tone up for the summer <ok>

    Baggy shorts and no boxers.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 3, 2012
  18. Trypsin-1

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    jogging is for ****s <doh>
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Shut up fatty.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 3, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Jogging is definitely gay.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 3, 2012
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