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I'm really high

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  1. The Wilde one

    The Wilde one Member

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    And I love the toon! Who's with me? Btw it took forever to type this x
     
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    The Wilde one, Mar 26, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not high, but I've had a skinful and I haven't slept for 47 hours. I love the Toon no matter how intoxicated I am. :)
     
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  3. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I feel high, the girls from the flat next door to me came in steaming and climbed into my bed 'for a sleepover', ended up with 4 of them in there with me - sounds class, it wasn't, they were snoring/kicking **** out of me all night...Lack of sleep = **** craic!
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    Hey worse things have happened
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 26, 2011
  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Tiote told me not to sleep, so I haven't.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 26, 2011
  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Aye without a doubt, but if someone told me I was gunna spend a night with 4 girls, not exactly what I had in mind...got a murderous headache!
     
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    ''I hear voices in my head they talk to me, they understand''.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And you're complaining? Send an SOS the next time and help will be there faster than the speed of light.
     
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    the advice about woman thread would of given you a few ideas of how you could of handled that situation better.
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 26, 2011
  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    lol they're all still there...I'm limbering up as we speak!
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    There was 5 in a bed and the little one said,"Roll over", they all rolled over and one fell out.

    There was 4 in a bed and the little one said,"Roll over", they all rolled over and one fell out.

    There was 3 in a bed and the little one said,"Roll over", they all rolled over and one fell out.

    There was 2 in a bed and the little one said,"Roll over", they all rolled over and one fell out.

    There was 1 in a bed and the little one said, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
     
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  12. Cal.

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    Might want to help them back to sleep first, a little bit of chloroform never hurt anyone, just gave them cancer.
     
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    I was attacked by the booze fairy last night until 4am.

    Then miniOT woke up at 8.

    I feel like death.

    Still. Pub and boat race in few hours...
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 26, 2011
  14. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    How's the weather?

    It's awesome over here at the minute, gunna go watch a few of the lads play rugby with a couple of cheeky beers...gotta do some uni work, then on the drink again tonight, having a beer pong tournament complete with miniature mock-FA Cup - I'm hoping to lead Newcastle to an epic victory!
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Thinking you're going to be trying for an epic victory in the Sex Olympics myself, but I'm saying nothing!
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    3 of them will be involved tonight so you never know (although it's unlikely, I have a tendancy of ****ting where I eat and I think another case of it would tip everyone over the edge)
     
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    I think you need somebody there to help you out a little, give you an occasional break. I'm free tonight!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 26, 2011
  18. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Easy Jet run decent flights...we'll get you from the airport in time for the warm up beers!
     
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    I was, but I'm all good now.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    I'll be there! <ok>
     
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