Yes a voluptuous and curvaceous figure for me as well. A la Marilyn Monroe and the slimmed down Nigella. Perfect.
She has more chins than the Chinese phone book and those legs are like Greek Columns, that reminds me, I must get the leg on my snooker table fixed.
Typical bloody Northerners. My lovely ladies down in the valleys wouldn't dream of being so irresponsible.
We went to visit my bird's sister near Sheffield. It's the only time I've seen dirty, shoeless urchins playing in the street. Brought a smile to my face.
those arent tits, theyre ankle twatters They just look big because she has scaffolding holding them in, bra off and she would trip over them as for decent body, are you mad? with that belt all she needs is a tie and she would look like a string of sausages
I'm with fan - awful. Would rather **** in my hands and high five her kids then venture anywhere near her scanky bad aids ridden crawling **** stained flaps. until 3 pints are down then she can suck me aff
I've had that (not **** covered). A toddler in a crib looking at me wondering what ahm doin to it's maw. Very off putting indeed. That and dugs. ****in hate it when they have a pet dug that insists on watching ye humpin her.
that poor child will be scarred for life, not least by the prospect of having to spend its remaining childhood avoiding the ****ty bit of the couch.
Speaking of sex with dogs. My mate once came on his own dog. Was in his living room having a **** and just as he came the dog ran in. He told me not to tell anyone that. I told everyone. You and him would get along.
