We win our last two home games and i'm believing that we can really survive but then the others around us start winning and i'm suddenly doubting it. I'm in a right old pickle. Will we, won't we? If we believe that Wolves have to go, then it's 2 from 4 (maybe 5?). How many more wins do we need to pick up? 3, maybe 4? I know i need to look at what we can do, but i can't help looking at those around us - which other 2 teams are going to fare worse than us in these last 7 games? Anybody able to inspire me?
Time for Frank Jesus to perform a miracle to help restore the faith. He could turn water into wine ... but that's been done. He could turn John Terry in to a human being, or maybe that's asking too much.
Dare I ask what a 'Camberwell Carrot' is SB73 ? Welcome Lofty, I think you'll be able to add Wigan to the 'gone' list soon. Although they have won their last three games, their next three are Chelsea away, United home and Arsenal away. These are quickly followed by Fulham away and Newcastle at home. I'd expect them to get a point from that lot at most. Bye bye Wigan, to leave one from three or four for the final place.
Watch the film 'Withnail and I' Nines. The Camberwell Carrot is a giant spliff, utilizing 'up to 12 skins' it was invented in Camberwell and looks like a carrot. On other trivia, did you know that the band Steely Dan was named after a giant dildo featured in William Burrough's book The Naked Lunch? If you listen carefully to their lyrics they are supremely subversive and surreal, wrapped up in jazz light AOR. Here endeth the lesson I was way too slow with this......