The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

ah! how sweet.


thanks lurve.x

 

Almost pimms o'clock old chap

 

damn right my good fellow!


...that is once Giles has served the slices of smoked swan upon a crisp water biscuit.

 

Jolly good. I shall pick you up in the chopper ?

Shall we invite Robert of Yorkshire ? We could make him dance for biscuits whatwhat.

 

gosh yes lets!


then we can salt & burn sir bob's bones, damn young scamp of a fella!

 

I hardly drank . Few cold Heineken extras and a bottle of yellowtail Shiraz over the whole weekend, not nearly enough. I can't stand this new job, i could have made a mistake i think.

 

Not a nice way to talk about yourself.

 

I didnt drink really fri or sat.. made up for it yesterday though... think i may have accidentally tried to pull one of my mates ex's.... who he was going to marry this year... oops

 

Are you not with the milf now then ?

At least you didn't pull her.

I had a mental Friday night with lots of lager and eerrrmmmm other things

 

lime, and a packet scampi fries! ..... oh no that would be RHC ,

 

I'm more of a NikNak Scampi man myself good sir

 

not yet succumb to sweats', chops' and my cider obsession then?

 

I drank a fair bit of Cidre on the weekend and a few Kopperberg ( Berry ).

Pretty nice actually that Cidre

 

scampi fries are superior in every way...

No am still with the milf.. she was there when i chatted up the other bird..... oops dont think she noticed though as she still sucked and swallowed this morning..

 

You don't think she noticed but the other girl is now ''missing''.

Did you get any sandwiches or cakes today Sweats ?

 

Yeah iced donuts and some hot chicken....

 

..is that the new range at Greggs?

 

Morning my pompous chums,

What did everyone have for afternoon tea yesterday ?

So, we could go 8 points clear this weekend - at lease for a short time.

Good times

 

Good times indeed Eric.

Afternoon tea? Wheaten bread! Typical Irish food. Great

 

That yonner would think anything beyond pie and chips and a pint of Tetley is pompous. Last night was immense. I'm loving the side proving so many people so utterly wrong. Not bad for an average side. Average players like Valencia and de gea over shadowing the very many world class players our rivals have and we don't . In Scholes' case he's proving me wrong too.