...was a punisher. Fair bit of blood, shocking case of the ringsting - allsorts. How can birds and nufters take cocks up there when a fairly soft thing coming out can cause so much carnage? My erse is lowping, man.
Stop being a ****in baby Bib Get the torpedo laid and then congratulate yerself afterwards on a job(by) well done like wot us real men do.
I just had to go and deal with its sequel. Hingin' in tatters, man - all I need now is that tell-tale itch and I'm gonna be trying to shove a pile back up. I know it.
I don't know if I can go through with that. I think I'll wait til my trapdoor looks like a siamese octopus until I go that far...
I hade chinese last night. First time in a long time didny have a proper Sunday dinner. I feel all out of sorts today.
I had a massive Chinese round at my mates on Saturday - blew the messages in the morning and didn't even bother going to the fitba. Had rolls and black pudding for lunch and then made steak fajitas last night I shouldnae really be surprised.
I've had 2 belting ****es this morning, my arse is all that stingy and raw way. I can feel a third brewing but I don't know if my hoop can handle it
In the ecumenical calendar, today is referred to as "Holy Monday". In the astrological calendar, today is referred to as "Done-in ****er Monday".
Hmmm, Men talking about their dirty dirty habits in crude fonts I'd have all of you shot. Unless you have a big dick and I might let you put it in my vabealina.
Theres nothing quite like releasing a brown trout is there? Watching the big speckled behemoth "swim" back to the ocean.
The first one I did this morning was more like a ****ing swordfish than a trout. The second one was perhaps more akin to a small shoal of mackerel.
