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Northern bird abandons kids

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A mother abandoned her three children in 'vile' conditions so she could go clubbing with friends.
    Although Laura Palmer, 26, spent a lot of money on hair extensions, false nails, expensive make-up, stylish clothes and drinks, her children lived in squalor, a court heard.
    Concerned neighbours called police after the children, aged three, four and seven, were spotted outside running around naked and covered in faeces by a busy road in Hull, East Yorkshire.
    When officers attended the house, they found a drunken Palmer hiding in the garden sheds - still dressed in her clubbing gear.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-naked-children-house-squalor--clubbing.html

    I thought Laura Palmer was killed in Twin Peaks?!

    Check out the photos though, banging set of funbags on her.
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 2, 2012
  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Looks like a bad drag queen.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Decent tits and hunners of weans - she'd be begging to lick your hoop.

    Hope her weans grow up really bitter and beat her to death <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 2, 2012
  4. Jimmy Savile

    Jimmy Savile New Member

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    I consider myself a feminist and I'm bealing at this.
     
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    Jimmy Savile, Apr 2, 2012
  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Wonder how many of those kids Erik fathered
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lovely tits. The only positive.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 2, 2012
  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I thought you were Erik <whistle>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 2, 2012
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She is honking, see the 2nd photo of her fizzer? She has a face for radio, what a pig.
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I nearly posted saying I would then I saw the second photo and my boner quickly disapated.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 2, 2012
  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    She's 26 and ONLY three kids. That's not bad for oop north surely?
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    A few pints and she'd get pumped silly

    3 kids though, her fanny will be in some state but I'd persevere
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 2, 2012
  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Not even bib would shag that.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Apr 2, 2012
  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Just do her from behind so you don't need to look at her face

    Without those big tits she'd be a definite naw but they help her cause
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 2, 2012
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm slightly put off at the thought of a ****-covered seven year old appearing whilst I'm hinging oot of her wanting his favourite toy shoebox repaired.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 2, 2012
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> A **** covered child, the ultimate passion killer
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 2, 2012
  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    If that doesn't put you off your stride then you're some man
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 2, 2012
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She has a face like Charles Manson's Slops bucket.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 2, 2012
  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She has weans like Charles Manson's slops bucket.

    If she leaves her kids covered in ****e, think of the state of her pie <boak>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 2, 2012
  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll bet you could clap your hands in that trench.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 2, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Arseholes like her should be shot after having her flaps removed with a blunt instrument.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 2, 2012
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