Lets speculate - Aguero's 'stupid' injury.

Roberto Mancini has announced Aguero is out with a 'stupid' foot injury. But he refused to let on about what the injury was.


So lets speculate.



I'll say it was either:

Ballotelli put a fire work in his shoe.


or even more likely


Aguero dropped a jerry can full of petrol on his foot.


Your turn!

 

Maybe Mancini was just be childish and referred to a foot injury as 'stupid'...?

 

Beeb says he did it riding his son's mini- motocross bike.

 

I heard another rumour that he had a bad reaction to a foot spray.

 

Or maybe Aguero has actually injured his stupid foot? His clever foot is still fine

 

It also says he had an allergic reaction to a foot spray.

 

Maybe it was 'bazooka that veruca'.

It said on the BBC that David James once injured his shoulder reaching for the TV remote!!

 

What's the world coming to when you can't trust the beeb any more?

 

I know what you mean son

 

A food injury? Maybe one of Balotellis chips flew off his shoulder and stabbed Aguero in the eye

If it's a swollen "foot" then maybe he's had an allergic reaction to something....his wifes diet pills perhaps?

 

And I bet he dropped the remote as well

 

Isnt his wife Maradonnas daughter?

He got into a fight with some fans the other day. Maybe Aguero joined it.

 

Are you drunk jkielq91...?

 

Was meant to be foot. My fingers have a mind of their own when they type. Plus I'm hungry.

 

haha no no

Just joking around

 

I was referring to your spelling/typing...

 

oooh.

Yeah I really need to work on that.

 

Maybe the strain of being a loan striker got to him

 

Who ever decided to make two words sound the same really should have thought it through first.

 

I think he was giving Balotelli a foot **** and got friction burns on the sole of his foot.