If you could be an animal..... Which would you be?

I'd be a Chameleon for my adaptability and coolness under pressure....

Its an interview question I ask along with 'how many Goals did Shearer score for NUFC'

 

do you work for a Vets ??

 

I kill two questions with one answer. I'd be a Giant Turtle, so I could live long enough to see someone beat Alan Shearer's 206 goalscoring record

 

Do you ask what colour your blood is?

 

Don't think Chameleon would be the answer they were looking for. They'd be looking for somebody that would be a loyal employee and wouldn't change their colours to suite whatever team/company was doing best.

 

The animal question is related to self perception. The Shearer question is to test if they guess things or be honest and say 'don't know'. Gotta keep my trade secrets though as a member of my team is on this board.

 

I'd be a dog for someone like Cheryl Cole and just lick them in certain areas.

 

A Perch so I could dominate the world of football =)

 

Filthy sod... Not disagreeing though...

 

I would say a Human, as if i wasnt i couldnt be here and answer i dont give a crap to your next question

 

Well I'll give away one of my interview tips away. When I get asked this question I always say I'd be an Ant, due to my teamworking ability and willingness to help others. It also adds a little humour as my name is Antony, always works.

 

I've thought this one through a few times. A seal. They are graceful and classy in the water - a real thing on beauty. They are top of their food chain (in Britain) and when on land they get to eat sleep and ****.

If asked this question in an interview I'll say Ant or Chameleon. Followed by ACS? is that you?

 

Don't seal's tend to get battered to death?

A prize Bull has a decent life, doesn't have to go looking for it, he has it brought to him.

 

A Giant Panda. It doesn't nothing but eat, sleep and make girls go 'aahhhh', just like me!

 

So much modesty on this board.

 

Evening all on a merrily Friday night.
Again its the same old same old, ive been browsing through this forum for ages now bla bla and ive felt its the right time to sign up.
Answer to the question hands down would have to be the Honey Badger without a doubt!
Im doing this squinting on my phone but once I get time ill do the whole shazam with signatures and avatar.

 

You'd suss me out if, when I ask.... 'any more questions?' you replied... 'fancy some rep?' and my eyes lit up....

 

Welcome!

 

Are we to take it then that you love castrating things?

Welcome btw

 

I'd probably be a blue whale, as i'm big and make a god awful racket. Personal choice however, i'd be a giant panda, as they're just really cuddly and cute, and i really want one.