The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Thanks for the comments boys. I'll get through it, after all, there are worse things in life.

Cowboy. You send the plane fare and I'll be over. Could do with a break from this craphole.

How about a whip-round. No sweats. Not that sort of whip-round

 

I want to say General Electric has a massive office here and they are always on the look for scientists and those mathematicians and all that

If I could buy you a pint btw, I would

 

Which one did you use for KPR? I'm guessing an alternate internet cafe which has since gone out of business?
Do you not have the 'net at work?

 

That one is out of yeovil I hear.....

 

Sounds like it took you by surprise too. Happened a few years back to me, went into work one Friday wondering why the contracts managers car was there and boom. It's a **** thing to happen, hope things work out for you. Take stock for a few days then hit the job hunt, don't panic or let it get you down. Have a virtual Carling on me.

 

Hopefully you'll find another job soon mate.

Otherwise you'll have loads of free time to post on here *shudders*

 

Just walked in to find the wife dead so I thought I'd have sex with her one last time.

Half way though she opened her eyes and said BOO

Seriously some people are just sick in the head.

 

Alright..! Were you in South Africa when this happened?

 

dude I've had **** , but then I've just read and it put things in perspective, take care dude all the best mate.

 

This ^^

Keep your heade up pal

 

Is it just me, or do the one third from the left have a face that is wider than it is tall? Freaky **** man, shades of Sophie Ellis-Bextor...

KPR was Tesco Value WiFi. It's free in my local Tesco's, which interestingly enough is the one De Gea was caught doughnut lifting in.

I work from home, so I already have four identities there. I'll bring back KPR as soon as Altrincham gets its own municipal wifi

 

What about the Nohlman account? You should bring that one back as well.

Must be great working from home. If you don't mid me asking, what is your job role?

 

Sorry to hear that pal

I went through the redundancy process last year and wouldn't wish it on anyone. Fortunately, I got the one job (out of three of us) that was still available but I know I am the first out the door should we need to make anymore cut backs.

Just keep your chin up though mate, things always happen for a reason and I am sure things will work out just fine for you. Maybe it presents a new opportunity...?

To cheer yourself up, why not watch lots of European footage from the 2004-5 season...? It always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, no matter what mood I am in

 

I believe this is his job, isn't it?

 

The sooner we can get this thread back on the United board, the better.

 

The Mrs bought her brother a tour for two at Old Traffud for his birthday yesterday. When she gave it to him he seemed pretty pleased about it. Had to have the good ole dig with the "If you want to see the European Cup you won in '99 you will have to go on the Anfield tour to see it."

Wooosh...right over his head, don't think he even knew Utd were above City.

 

Should be a good game between Liverpool and Newcastle.

 

City slippin, fallin, can't get up....

 

True, pressure of the title race is getting to City.

Also, Balotelli having a bit of an argument with Kolarov over a free kick so the team harmony must be very low.

 

Not sure why I care, we are 8th at the moment

Still can't believe that you lot are going to win the league with that team, unreal.