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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Flappy Flanagan (JK), Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    I have found the answer to our goal scoring woes.

    Our players have been struggling to find the net, and keep hitting the posts.

    They seem to be struggling to compose themselves when it comes to taking the reward. They seem so scared of not scoring that they hit the post.


    So....


    We tell our players that every time they hit the posts they get £100,000.

    So when ever they get the chance to hit the post they crumble under the pressure and put it in the net instead!

    Its fool proof!!

    Goals galore.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Mar 30, 2012
  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    They'll go wide instead <whistle>
     
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    Magic Ted, Mar 30, 2012
  3. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    £200,00 for shooting wide.

    £300,00 for at the keeper.

    £1million for the upper tear.

    £10million for out of the stadium.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Mar 30, 2012
  4. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    This is crazy enough to work <yikes>
     
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    Magic Ted, Mar 30, 2012
  5. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Downing's going to steel Van Persie's prize.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Mar 30, 2012
  6. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I'd be able to retire five minutes into the warm-up!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 30, 2012

  7. Tyrannosuarez Rex

    Tyrannosuarez Rex Member

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    What about Charlie Adam? I think he needs his own bracket with that penalty of his.
     
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    Tyrannosuarez Rex, Mar 31, 2012
  8. BringBackfootie

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    Yeah, 500K for making a huge divot out of the pen spot, bound to score then
     
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    BringBackfootie, Mar 31, 2012
  9. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    This is madness....and it just might work <ok>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Mar 31, 2012

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