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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    It is being reported on SSN/Sky News/BBC News 24/Bloomberg and CBBC that major disruption may be caused in the Toon today following a We Back Greggs protest march by The Toon Army.

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    A staunch and fair minded Toon fan, Mr Chapaz of Heaton, said,"We all na that Sunderland pasties, pies and pastries are good solid food like but TBF a canny see any of them getting in a Greggs of Newcastle shop".

    Mr 5-1 added that he would take 5 Greggs pasties for every 1 mackem pie.

    Mr Badger commented that all mackem pies are deluded and Albert is only interested in pies or pasties that contain rep.

    MrRAW said he could not give a **** about Greggs stuff, Cest added he would not touch a Greggs pastie with Agent Bruces gob and Bart said FTM, I hate them all.

    Ashley could not be contacted but is thought to be renaming SDA "The Greggs Comunity Stadium"



    Please contact our hotline if you hear further rumours on 0191 515151
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that's pastie joke now Syd...
     
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  3. bobgee

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    Brilliant, but did you consult a Geordie on how to spell 'asks'?
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    TBF, English is not his first language.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    Syd: You know me too well...<laugh>....Very good marra..<applause>
     
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  6. rokermicko

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    Think how expensive the pasties at the match are going to be now. Will be more than the tickets.
     
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    Iv'e no idea on the pastie story....
     
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  8. parkersafc

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    "wa pasteees divint av ta bee beltaa hot leeek" said one fan
     
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    Another Toon supporters group are so incensed with the government plans for greggs products that they are planning to boycoutt the next General Election
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Tash was hoping that George Galloway had become the Toon's MP.It would have been class said Tash to have him play his flute at half time.
     
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  12. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    Ah luv a stayak bayak lyke mee heew!
     
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  13. Cheik the room

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  14. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Just looked it up in the Collins Dictionary, Greggs Sausage Roll = Benwell Dummy
     
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  15. Tino's Machine Gun

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    Even I laugh whenever I see that spelling. Damned idiots, if you're going to write a sign, at least make sure the spelling and grammar is correct. Not really too much of a tough task for like a four-word banner <doh>
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That sausage roll looks tasty Syd
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    old picture, now gone, sorry
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    The fisherwoman on commachio's comment looks tastier.

    By the way Syd, I've been trying to get in touch with you. Business kind of thing.
     
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  19. The Strawberry Syrup Man

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    A sausage roll like that wouldn't last very long. In the current economic climate it isn't good to waste food. Smaller sausage rolls to fit into human mouths. Vote for The Strawberry Syrup Man. A vote for me is a vote for civilisation.
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    been getting PM's all day so its working
     
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