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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 29, 2012.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    As mod of GC, and all round good bloke, I expect you all to come to my aid with offers of comfort, money and bum sex.

    I'm down to my last tenner, I have zero cigs, the last bus leaves in 20 minutes, I'm drinking in a Joey Holts <cheapMancpubchain>, I'm in work at 9am, and my wife loathes me with a passion.

    <hug> smilies all round please.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 29, 2012
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    hahaha haha


































































    ha <ok>
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Does your wife really loathe you? Spill?

    Have you no money in the cash point?

    Why don't you leave to go home now?

    And quit smoking!
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Mar 29, 2012
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Phone the wife and tell her to leave the taxi fare on the fireplace and spend the tenner on a few more beers <ok>
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 29, 2012
  5. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    If you the pressure of moderating is taking it's toll on you jib, I will kindly take over <ok>
     
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    Nazara, Mar 29, 2012
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes.

    My wife has my debit card <preventativemeasures>

    I like drinking.

    I like smoking.

    I can't see that working out too well. Have you forgotten what wives/long term birds are like?!?

    My status as mod is all I have left <wah>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 29, 2012

  7. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    Do you want some positive rep to cheer you up? Seeing as ya in the red bit zone thing. <ok>
     
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    Nazara, Mar 29, 2012
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Ps. There's a black man in this pub <yikes>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 29, 2012
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    'I can't see that working out too well. Have you forgotten what wives/long term birds are like?!?'

    Maybe that's why I'm single. Can't really take so much **** though Jip. She will hold you a mental prisoner for weeks.

    Load of balls.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 29, 2012
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd prefer cash or bumfun, thanks <ok>
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    How do you deal with the separation from the kids though Ciaran? The little girl especially, it kills me not to see her even if I'm just doing overtime :(
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** happens Jip, gotta get on with it. I have mine every weekend. Talk to them during the week. I have learned not to get upset about things that cannot be changed. A house with man warring with woman can be worse than the alternative.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 29, 2012
  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Totally agree with Ciaran here. If she loathes you that much, get a divorce. You'll be able to take kids on holiday just with you that means, cheaper than having to take the bint as well <ok> The kids get 2 christmas', sure they'll be upset at first but give it a year and they will only see the positives.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Mar 30, 2012
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    It's the mod curse, everyone who has tried to mod on here has been broken, except mick. <muir><lawnmower>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 30, 2012
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I suppose it's a bit like being a copper. They often have marital problems. In fact it's exactly like that.
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Try spending time with her instead of Mick <ok>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 30, 2012
  17. Trypsin-1

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    for ****s sake, please dont tell me yer actually taking advice from here?

    please dont get a divorce cos people on here told you to <laugh>
     
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    Trypsin-1, Mar 30, 2012
  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hello boki lad, hows things?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 30, 2012
  19. Trypsin-1

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    's good <ok> long time no talk, hows you?
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I spend every evening and weekends with her <ok>
     
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