I think you should see how far you can push this before you bury her. start making random requests for your sandwiches and tell her you only want cakes that are home made. Have some fun with it Then tell her she has to choose between you and her kids........ Tell her you're expecting a 3 course meal tonight. Have you seen my thread on the United board re 'Decline' - the first repsonse is 'Are you serious' - I think I spend to much time joking around on this and the banter threads
Haha thought you'd appreciate that. Where is rhc?? Eric I have contributed my opinion on your thread..
What debate ? I think people actually thought I WAS saying we are in decline Debates about facial hair are much better anyway and my usually standard
Yes you should How do you propose you do this ? I's a bit insensitive posting this on here as Daveunited might see it Edit : Thoughts ?
thought I'd sit a table in the nearest KFC ..... **** let's go all up market - Nando's!!! Then I'll go all Meg Ryan and laugh in triumph as people applaud as my pants explode at my "climax" .... then I'll have some piri piri!
Talking of nando's, I'm currently in my fouth different hotel in fourth different town of the week and this place takes the biscuit. Swindon, utter, utter ****hole arizona. I ****ing hate this place and this is only the third time I've been, once on a fleeting visit to watch United, second to watch Kings of Leon when they were still fresh and good and third, tonight. They don't have a Nando's. I quite fancied one after ploughing through most of the chains recently. No, it's probably the only sizeable town in Britain without a Nando's and quite right too as they don't ****ing deserve one. The ****s. This is worst hotel I've ever been in and I once stayed in a £19 Travelodge in Kings Cross whilst watching cricket that had peeling wallpaper. This ****er of a hole beats it. Sweats, a week Monday I should be kicking off in Gloucester, where I will choose my own hotel rather than letting the office bint book me yet another on slap bang in a town without ****ing parking, and you an I can go for a Nandos'!!!! Had a footlong meatball marinara last night. Farts smelled just great. *note; I've never even been to bloody Nando's. I just fancied one tonight.*
Just remembered actually, used to go to the Brunel Rooms in Swindon quite a bit back in the day. Forgot about that, errr must have been the beer!!
Went there once remember nothing about it.. Apparently melinda messenger was there too.. Knocking the mild bandy tonight taking her to a eat as much as you can Chinese.. I know how to treat a woman.. Reckon we may be able to fit 9 holes in dude.. Golf is playable til 8 just after so if we can tee off by 6 we should be ok..
Oh lordy, just ate at the local Wetherspoons, Thursday night is curry night, and fair play the vindaloo was proper hot!! The ale is top notch in those places too, much as they attract tramps. Well yes, although this new lot I now work for seem to be, frankly, shambolic I'm starting to work out how I will be able to easily plan my days accordingly, as it were. This should give me scope to be ****ing off early to squeeze at least nine in all being well. I plan to use Cardiff as the base but Gloucester will kick off first so golf is definitely on the horizon. Top ho. *note; not a that cow field we last played golf at mind. *
Well we can try an play nine at puckrup google it.. Tis a lovely course.. Could go play the back nine.. Which will miss the two hardest holes of golf I've ever played..
