Monday 2nd April 2012 By a football source Manchester City fans ran riot in The Trafford Centre on Saturday evening after their team all but surrendered the Premier League Title following a humiliating 4-0 defeat at the hands of a rampant Sunderland side. Goals came from the Mackem Messi(Sess),the man in the mask(Bendy), The Irish Bale(Maclean) and an own goal from Adam Johnson. Johnson then upset the City fans by running to Sunderland captain Lee Cattermole, kissing his Sunderland badge and wildly celebrating the goal. When asked to explain his actions Johnson said,"Why ya knaw as a mackem like and as ganin there in the summer like". City manager Manccini said Johnson will never play for us again to which O'Neill offered Johnson a lift back on the team bus. Full story on Manchester today on BBC, BBC Look North are not expected to feature the story or result.
Instead Look North will be filming live from the Sports Direct arena covering the ongoing debate of what shade of grey the seats actually are.
True story, I was nearly kicked out of Tesco today, girl on checkout I knew was Newcastle fan and we started about Tuesday game. Then girl on next till joined in saying she too was a mag, I innocently said, what a novelty, 2 mags with a job, they did not laugh.
Haha class. Bendtner is mask free this weekend, does this mean he will be able to see the lines and get in the ****ing box?
I would go to Asda or even another checkout but, I find Tesco staff are well trained so I can go, take the piss gently out of Newcastle and they try and just smile. I can hear the odd mutter under the breath but any upset I can cause eases the bill size.
