After much consideration and cross-examination of our last few games, I have happened on the masterplan that will guarantee results and thus keep us up. Against Liverpool, we were 0-2 down with thirteen minutes plus stoppage time to go. Liverpool in their Premiership history have never let a two goal lead slip, ever. What we must do is have a collective whip-around and ensure that CORKeR, Ciarriu_Abu ( Luck of the Irish ) and Norway attend all remaining games. I guarantee that this will guarantee our Premiership status. Don't worry about me, I've arranged my shifts so that I can get to the rest of the games ( Swansea pending. )
You can add me to that list - embarrassingly it was my only league game this season. Equally necessary is that flanman must have a baby a few days prior to every game.
There may be something in it. If it goes down to the last day of the season, I'll be there as one of our lucky charms.
Add me to that list too. It was one of the only games i havent watched live. I dont remember seing us win, live, this season. So if it goes to the last day, i promise not to watch..I'll still post about it, and prob still slate Tarbs, just for the sake of continuity !
We shouldn't rule out Satanic Spells The dark old ways steeped in mystery with a lot of darkness and mostly no light. The blackness of the darkness ... the void, the abyss and the nothing. Let's burn someone at the club and spread a new light
I will spend every remaining game doing a pub quiz in a comms black spot and ranting about the fact that the scores 15 mins after final whistle show us to have lost 2-1.
Sign me up as well for that. Sorry nines but the Arsenal game is a bit of short notice but I'll be there with you in spirit. Have to try and get to the Spurs game though, if my finances allows me
Yes! Let's burn all the tossers who continue to light up in the bogs and on the overcrowded concourses (sic) of the Ellerslie on match day. Fight fire with fire I always say. I think we should also sacrifice a cow in front of the food outlets so the caterers can see what real meat looks like.
woody you are lucky lucky lucky. I almost missed us winning and I was watching on the internet. Please go on Saturday!
That'll include me then AAAAAGH I'm afraid. Burn me and the fumes will be a lot worse than scented tobacco I promise you! As for the point about real meat, couldn't agree more. Their Bovril ain't bad though!
Evening n22, it was quite an evening. I was there with my Liverpool supporting bro in law in ellerslie right next to the scousers. Whatever may be this season, those 15 mins will live in my memory for ever.
My two sons won't forget it either mate!! Especially the 12 year old who was jumping up and down on his seat in Ellerslie when Mackie scored and then joined me, his brother and a couple of others in a huge, demonic group hug!! Priceless memories!!!
Nice Col. Magic moments. Group hugs with strangers all round x block too. I might have even planted a kiss on the bloke next to me amid the joyous frenzy. Amazing what football can do to you, eh?
No need to rub it in Woody! Actually I think you should replace those darned cats as our mascot. After your Leeds story last year you clearly are our goodluck charm
I would be delighted if that were true. I had convinced myself I was the exact opposite. I'll tell my wife I need about £600 from the kitchen fund and a few saturdays to myself to go to the last 8 games. The happiness of 16000 people and the future of our club is riding on it. Or is it just midweek games? Not much time to test the hypothesis.
Postman was empty-handed today!? No tickets in the post! What's going on lads? At least Queenslander donated his five bucks........Jeez! (no, not you Frank!)
