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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    lol

    Baby sitter I think!
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    <chuckles>


    Welcome to the counselling thread Swarbs....take a couch <ok>
     
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  3. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Hang on a minute, would have sufficed! Good one Swarbs.
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

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  7. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Behave Page, Blue Moooonnnnn!
     
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    baz,sometimes you have to say things about them you dont feel comfortable with.

    I just went through that trauma

    <wah>
     
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  9. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Problem is my mum does all the babysitting. I can see that being a great conversation...

    "Mum, can you watch the little one so I can shag my wife in peace?"

    Lol. To be fair you can hardly fault a shop for trying to make as much money as possible. I doubt they'll sell many tbh...
     
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  10. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    <yikes><yikes>.
     
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  11. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:.
     
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  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Tried that one before. About six months ago I was taking the missus from behind when she walked in. Fortunately we were lying on our sides at the time, so it wasn't immediately obvious, but still quite bad.

    "Daddy what are you doing to mummy?"
    "I'm just helping her with her back, it's a bit sore. Go back to your room"

    Off she toddled to return a minute later with our handheld back massager.

    "I'll help you daddy!"

    <doh>
     
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  13. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha Swarbs, legend.
     
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  14. BringBackfootie

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    classic show stopper! well done kid, any dismay caused to any manc is a bonus<ok> Sure she's not a Blue <yikes>
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Welcome back Baz you ****tard <ok>
     
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  16. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Cheers Eric. Never really went. But Thanks.
     
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  17. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Good spot. You bastard <grr>
     
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  18. Sharpe*

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    yeah
    <diva>
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Calm Down Eric.

    <whistle>
     
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