"If your missus doesn't c*m, smack her round the b*m with celery, celery..." Note to Mrs Ybab. Diversion to the salad counter at Sainsburys later. I know you don't like celery but you may see it in a new light later. Well you might not actually see it but.....
On the Pro Evolution computer games you can clearly see banners in the crowd at the San Siro with the word 'CELERY' adorning them. Do Latin lovers partake in salad based sex games? If so, what do they achieve with the humble radish?
Anyone who saw Alonso AND Omar Pouso gets a bonus. And if you also saw Karim Bagheri you get the freedom of The Valley.
No, but you're going in the right direction, SC. Nice one, Stu. And you, Ponders! Contest will close at the end of the Milan vs Barcelona game. GET IN THERE CHESTERFIELD!!
And tonight's winner is - jimbob! It was E.T. Unfortunately, your prize is currently out of stock, possibly for ever - sorry no cash equivalent is available.