The players, manager and owner have been singled out for some sort of slating and I don't think these 2 should get away with it - They're slow to move, they never change expression (I even saw them smiling when we lost!), they never make any comment, all in all just what do they contribute?
Remind me which one is which. One of them put in a good show at the Everton game subtly disrupting the lame half time entertainment. Otherwise I agree, beat them with sticks and make them justify their existence on Twitter, in less than 140 characters. Or even better in a Haiku, in exactly seventeen syllables. Best example of which is John Cooper Clarke's epic " to write a poem in seventeen syllables is very diff..." legend
Never got why we needed Sparks...Jude was the stadium cat....always was always will be....(he is the black lucky cat isn't he????)
Any Cat can be made to say Fat Bacon simply grab it and twist one ear North and the other South Voila Fat Bacon Cats: half in and half out I once had a cat in France eat the best part of two pints of red maggots ... I **** you not . Yet in the UK we greet these dark creatures as pets They are in fact Gods
They say cats prefer places to people. Just as well as we've used more players than any other team, changed our manager, changed the backroom staff, changed our owners.....
They're too unrealistic. Most cats put together like that either fight for territory or copulate. I haven't seen them do either...
Cats are ****s. Horrible ****ing creatures. I said to the missus, no more animals! Especially after the dog died. Terrible experience. My dobermann was my soul mate. Then came kids and then came...''We want a furry pet!'' I said no... but they came home with a furry little kitten, look daddy ''It's so cute. '' Three years later, it's had babies and now we have two of the ****ers. Always begging for food and killing birds and mice etc. I really hope they get run-over, horrible dis-loyal creatures. When I worked at QPR late 90's early noughties, they had Jude the black Cat and even that thing was a viral wild thing. If you used to try and be nice to it, it would lash out and try to scar you, I hated it.
