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Spark and Jude

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Ranger74, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    The players, manager and owner have been singled out for some sort of slating and I don't think these 2 should get away with it -
    They're slow to move, they never change expression (I even saw them smiling when we lost!), they never make any comment, all in all just what do they contribute?<grr>
     
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  2. RuislipRanger

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    Sack Sparks,hes Tango,s mascot
     
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  3. FFS.73

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    Remind me which one is which. One of them put in a good show at the Everton game subtly disrupting the lame half time entertainment. Otherwise I agree, beat them with sticks and make them justify their existence on Twitter, in less than 140 characters. Or even better in a Haiku, in exactly seventeen syllables.
    Best example of which is John Cooper Clarke's epic " to write a poem in seventeen syllables is very diff..." legend
     
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  4. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    Never got why we needed Sparks...Jude was the stadium cat....always was always will be....(he is the black lucky cat isn't he????)
     
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  5. Dave Thomas

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    Any Cat can be made to say Fat Bacon simply grab it and twist one ear North and the other South

    Voila


    Fat Bacon

    Cats: half in and half out

    I once had a cat in France eat the best part of two pints of red maggots ... I **** you not . Yet in the UK we greet these dark creatures as pets

    They are in fact Gods
     
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    They'd make a nice pair of Ugg boots as a parting gift for some of the players....
     
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    They say cats prefer places to people. Just as well as we've used more players than any other team, changed our manager, changed the backroom staff, changed our owners.....
     
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    They're too unrealistic. Most cats put together like that either fight for territory or copulate. I haven't seen them do either...
     
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  9. N22hoop

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    They both fancy the squirrel
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps they should be replaced with a couple of lemmings as we're heading for the drop...:grin:
     
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    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    Good point.....What sex are Sparks and Jude?
    So why don't they fight or mate?
     
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  12. Dave Thomas

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    So why don't they fight or mate? that is the same thing isn't it?
     
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    Poor Mrs Oddball
     
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  14. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cats are ****s. Horrible ****ing creatures. I said to the missus, no more animals!
    Especially after the dog died. Terrible experience. My dobermann was my soul mate.
    Then came kids and then came...''We want a furry pet!''
    I said no... but they came home with a furry little kitten, look daddy ''It's so cute. ''
    Three years later, it's had babies and now we have two of the ****ers. Always begging for food and killing birds and mice etc.
    I really hope they get run-over, horrible dis-loyal creatures.

    When I worked at QPR late 90's early noughties, they had Jude the black Cat and even that thing was a viral wild thing.
    If you used to try and be nice to it, it would lash out and try to scar you, I hated it.
     
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  15. Dave Thomas

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    Poor me you wanna see the size of her!
     
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  16. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    9's - for once get off your fence and say how you feel!!
     
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  17. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    A-hem....I need a sleep, i've just been on nights.
     
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    But what happened to Arnold the football head man we had before Gerry came back?
     
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  19. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    Poor me you wanna see the size of her!



    Is she pregnant?
     
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  20. FFS.73

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    It'll take me sometime to work through the theological implications of this if so.
     
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