Venoms meeting with his maker

Great minds Gambol

 

Aye. Where can we find some?

 

Certainly not you two.

Tell them Venom.

 

Aye, my mates auld boy was killed in Piper Alpha. (Not a joke BTW)

 

Was this the same old boy who used to bum you?

<drilledring>

 

I was only 4 years old.....so yes.

Ask Nev: It's not my fault

 

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I'll let you know if I see any

And who started this one??

 

Don't you off shore boys get paid quite hefty sums of money, based on the risk?

 

So they tell me.

 

Yes for the risk of the bad aids.

Keep hold of the soap young Venom me lad!!

 

Venoms said a few times that it was mostly geordies on the rig, and they're more interested in shagging dogs.

Never again will venom go for a poodle perm a few days before a stint offshore

 

"Divvun give me ****e, man - it's you-her turn to wear tha Billy Stark mask."<pumped>

 

There are a few rigs that look like a "Sid The Sexist" cartoon from The Viz right enough.....

 

There's a guy I went to school with works on a boat rig, says it's ****ing brutal. He asked me to apply for a job that was going on it because he knows I wouldn't rape him

 

Years ago Viz did a poster of The ****tish Isles. They showed a rig in the North Sea with the blokes chucking used Kleenex in the sea.

And Liverpool with blokes in shell suits with video players under their arms.

 

You ever been on the Safe Caledonia? It's ****ing wild on there, a safe in your cabin and security cameras in the rec areas because of the amount of thieving.