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Cisse will miss half of the games.

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Q.P.R, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Q.P.R

    Q.P.R Active Member

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    Former French international striker Djibril Cisse was suspended for four matches on Monday dealing a huge blow to his Premier League side Queens Park Rangers hopes of retaining their elite status.

    The 30-year-old - who arrived from Serie A side Lazio in January - received the ban for his straight red card for a vicious tackle on Sunderland's Fraizer Campbell in Saturday's 3-1 loss.

    It is the second time that Cisse has been sent-off in the short spell he has been with the club, though, the former Liverpool and Auxerre star has also scored three times in five matches.

    QPR - who sacked manager Neil Warnock earlier this season and replaced him with Mark Hughes who spent heavily in January - are third from bottom with just eight matches remaining.
     
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  2. Dave Thomas

    Dave Thomas Active Member

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    Good Skills on the maths:
    8 over 4 =2 I make that as 2 is half of four which is 50% which is half he not available for four of the remaining 8 games:
    He will sadly miss the away games to Chesterfield and Crewe and at home the game against Burton Albion and the competitive derby against The Felixstowe Dancers
     
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  3. FFS.73

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    Did you do that without a calculator? I'm impressed, though the Mayans were always good at sums.
     
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  4. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    When you went into Purgatory Frank, did they remove all commas and full stops from your computer keyboard, only leaving you the colons? It is certainly a strange form of hell you live in!
     
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  5. Wonko The Sane

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    Probability hasn't been factored into this. Cisse gets sent off on average every 2.5 games. He scores 0.6 goals per game. I would expect him to score 1.5 goals against either Spurs or Chelsea, totally screwing up the Betfair markets, and then get sent off either side of half-time against Stoke. Hope this helps. <ok>
     
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  6. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    That is assuming the feckin ejit doesn't get sent off during his first game back.

    Don't hold your breath.
     
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  7. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    We have also won 50% of our last 2 games, if we keep going at that rate I reckon it could be enough to keep us up!
     
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  8. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like hell - being surrounded by nothing but colons.
     
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  9. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    I'll take that.

    Incidentally, most of his subsequent ban would carry over until next season so wouldn't impact our run in so much.
     
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  10. Wonko The Sane

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    True. And with only 98.23/% of our team. There's hope yet. Slow afternoon on here. <whistle>
     
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  11. WBA2_QPR3

    WBA2_QPR3 Well-Known Member

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    Christ on a bike.

    I was entertaining clients at OT last night, we've got no chance although I found the pumpkin seed and seared chard gnocchi excellent with a very nice pinot noir. Sammy McIlroy is dead boring though and Norman Whiteside needs to join weightwatchers fast.

    Up the R's!
     
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