speaking of police ...... i just saw a speedy(motorcycle cop) bop a pikey while still wearing his helmet the pikey dropped like a ton of bricks ha
I don't own a Cat (grey or otherwise) you complete Dullard and I told you my name is not Russel Provan.
Oh dear, not the old "It wisnae me it wis him" defence? We all know who the sad stalker is on here. Pm me and i'll give you my phone number but be warned I don't kiss on a first date.
Funnier is the comment by the bloke complaining about it being headed 'Devon' and keen to draw a distinction between Cornwall, where it did happen, and Devon, where "this sort of thing" could never happen.
I remember years ago when I was on my way to the pub on a Saturday night I took the short cut across the railway. I came across this woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and before you knew it we were making love in every conceivable position. After about an hour of unbelievable sex I continued to the pub I told my mate whilst we were enjoying our first pint, he said that's amazing did you get a blow job? I said no, I couldn't find her head!
