I hear the expression "We are all Neil Lennon" but are we really? Take this quick test, give yourself a point for every "yes" answer and if you score 13 or more then you trully have a right to say "I am Neil Lennon" [TABLE="width: 320"] [TR] [TD="colspan: 4"]"Are you Neil Lennon" Checklist[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you been assaulted in the street on the way home from the Pub?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you been assaulted whilst driving your car? [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you been assaulted whilst doing your job (in the middle of the match)?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you had to move out of your House due to threats to you and your family?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 4"]Have you been sent threatening mail?[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Did you have to give up playing for your own National Side due to death threats?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 4"]Have you ever had a bodyguard?[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you ever had lies told about you in the press?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have your actions been exagerrated whilst other people's actions were ignored?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you ever had people criticise you for kicking a drinks bottle?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you ever had people hire lip readers to try and prove you made a sectarian comment?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you ever been accused of racially abusing 2 players even though the players denied it?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 5"]Have you ever considered resigning from your Job due to a fear for your life?[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 4"]Have you been sent explosive devices? Are you Ginger?[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Well?
You forgot the important ones: Have you a discipline problem? Does your bottle crash within touching distance of silverware?
I'm Neil Lennon. Best coach in the country and best young manager in the country by a country mile. I disagree with his substitutions but I constantly disagreed with O'Neill's team selections and he constantly proved me wrong. **** all this "he needs to calm down" ****e - I'm quite happy developing a siege mentality. If it's Celtic vs. the rest of Scotland, I'm perfectly cool with that - yer aw ****s after aw. If a man can be judged by the calibre of those he annoys then Neil Lennon is a near-deity. I'm sticking with him - I stuck by Strachan (who I'd never have let leave) and I'm sticking with Lenny.
Have you been assaulted in the street on the way home from the Pub? yes Have you been assaulted whilst driving your car? yes Have you been assaulted whilst doing your job (in the middle of the match)? yes Have you had to move out of your House due to threats to you and your family? no Have you been sent threatening mail? yes Did you have to give up playing for your own National Side due to death threats? no Have you ever had a bodyguard? no. I'm as hard as ****ing nails, me. Have you ever had lies told about you in the press? yes Have your actions been exagerrated whilst other people's actions were ignored? yes Have you ever had people criticise you for kicking a drinks bottle? yes. it hit a schoolkid on the back Have you ever had people hire lip readers to try and prove you made a sectarian comment? no - if I make sectarian remarks I make sure people can hear me Have you ever been accused of racially abusing 2 players even though the players denied it? no, they admitted it Have you ever considered resigning from your Job due to a fear for your life? yes Have you been sent explosive devices?no but I have been threatened by the Animal Liberation nutjobs Are you Ginger? thank **** I'm not What score do I need to get?
Thankfully not. Her uncle is a director for the company down south and spoke to my boss about me though
