So, he refused to say his statement out loud in court in case 100 angry Barlinnie huns kick his **** in. This case is getting sillier by the day.
The funniest one was where they said they learned how to make bombs by watching the A-Team Aye, al quaeda did the same. They were therefore highly surprised when the bombs actually killed people.
But it seems that a signed, sworn statement wasn't admitted in court because this muppet played funny buggers. The A team bit was laughable but now some guy quoting someone in a statement and then saying he "couldnae remember" straight after saying "If I tell you that, I'll get my **** kicked m'lord" is farcical.
Sounds like the Craig Whyte defense. "Eh, erm can't, erm, quite remember, uh, eh, it's all, erm, a bit, uh..."
It is not fair a nice honest decent prison in-mate could be in contract with nasty criminals like thieves.
"He said he could not remember what he did yesterday and therefore could not remember months ago." Yet he seemed to recall - with some clarity - what the consequences would be if he returned to gaol having grassed up these two simpletons?
To be fair to the moron I think the imminent possibility of injury/death would help me "forget" a lot of stuff too I fully expect this case to be made into a fine comedy movie in the near future.
