Not 606 and swear words

I know that this is way, way, way off topic, but I feel compelled to share this with you.

Any one else wonder why it is that words such as ****, ****, **** and ****er are banned (see what I mean!), whereas words such as piss, arse and twat are not?

Also, what about flaps, beef-curtains, penis, bell-end and smeg-head? Surely, a case can be made for their banning?

Is it really any less offensive to say, for example, of the Chavs that their team is arse than ****?

It might be of interest to some of us to explore the philosophy at work, here.

 

I work in a primary school with year one kids .... 5 and 6 yr olds....we couldnt down load a picture of a bird to showthen because the firewall deemed it offensive...the bird we wanted to show the kids is a peacock!
FFS!

 

Beef-curtains ?. What a beef-curtain, Hoddle? I mean forgive my ignorance but I dodn't think I've ever heard of them.

 

Piss flaps Bajan, inordinately large piss flaps!

 

It's a load of one-eyed trouser trout, that's for sure...

 

and thats a new one as well Croydon., Just a minute please., Just reaching for my note pad.,

 

It's all bollocks! Then, of course, there is the age old conundrum, which still remains unanswered. Who did put the "****" in Scunthorpe?

 

What about axe-wound? Or staff (as in, "I'd like to impale that little lovely on the end of my massive staff)?

Meat truncheon, that's another one.

For example:-

PESKIE: "HIAG, can you say anything that isn't utter wummery?"

HIAG: "Yes. Now, suck on my meat truncheon, Goon!"

Love-sacks could also be offensive, in the wrong hands. As in, "Lawro does talk a complete load of love-sacks."


Which ever way you look at it, we are contemplating a vulgarism minefield, here, people.

 

Wasn't me.

 

Love-pump was always a favourite of mine.

 

To much information...

 

I ment 'Too much information., Hoddle., Its supper time here,

 

Someone told me that flange was rude. But perhaps he was simply pulling my wanger?

 

COCKrels and ARSEnel live next door to each other

 

Now Chaps, I like a good fry-up as much as the next man, but I'm not into the brown source,. You dig...,
Oh, I mean do you understand.

 

Some body congratulate me. Ive just past a century in post.

 

Well done, Bajan.


Oh, by the way, you do realise that banjo is more than capable of being a naughty word?

As in, "I reckon you're a bit of a banjo-strummer, mate."

 

Many thanks Hoddle.,
Never had a 'banjo' thank-you.

 

Just in case some people haven't noticed, you can turn the swearing filter off.
Control Panel, General settings, scroll down to Miscellaneous options and change the skin to swearing.