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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Could be something our mackem or smoggie chums could relate to...


    http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-carries-fathers-baby-and-claims-were-in-love-2011-03/


    Woman carries father’s baby and claims: We’re in love

    A 28-YEAR-OLD woman is pregnant with her Irish-born father’s baby.

    The Irish Sun splashed this morning with the exclusive story of Garry Ryan, 46, and his long-lost daughter Penny Lawrence, 28, who met last year when Lawrence tracked Ryan down. He had been born in Palmerstown in Dublin but moved with his family to the US when he was two. He made Lawrence’s mother Angela pregnant when he was 18 but left her before their baby, Penny, was born.

    Angela died when Penny was four and her maternal grandparents, who raised her, died when she was 18. Lawrence said she became “obsessed” with finding her only remaining close blood relative, her father. Last March she tracked him down to Houston, Texas and after several daily phonecalls, flew there from LA to surprise him.

    Ryan said that the pair felt an instant physical attraction when they met, and soon began an incestuous sexual relationship. Lawrence is now pregnant with his child.

    The father and daughter claim that their mutual attraction is the result of Genetic Sexual Attraction, a term used since the 1980s to describe feelings of attraction between blood relatives who first meet as adults. Several theories surround the possibly phenomenon of GSA, including the fact that humans are frequently attracted to faces which are similar to their own, and that not meeting until adulthood means the normal sexual taboo that exists between relatives has not had time to develop.

    Lawrence told The Sun’s Dulcie Pearse:

    We are not committing incest, but are victims of GSA. We’ve never experienced a father-daughter relationship, so we’re just like any other strangers who meet in adulthood.

    She says that if the three-month scan of their baby shows no birth defects, they will proceed with the pregnancy and set up home together.

    Ryan said that he realises that their relationship is illegal and they are afraid that they will be ordered apart by the courts. But he added:

    It’s no different than if I met Penny in a bar. I’d have fallen for her as I have now. It doesn’t feel we are doing anything wrong.

    Lawrence said that when she first made contact with her estranged father, he had told her he had always felt guilty for leaving her and her mother. He explained:

    I was an 18-year-old kid and when Angela told me she was pregnant I wanted to do the right thing. We decided to get married but Angela’s parents disapproved of the relationship and didn’t want me around.


    Jesus.... Makes Tash's 'tall girlfriend' predicament pale into insignificance.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 23, 2011
  2. Tiggyrimana

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    someone posted this up on facebook
    sick ****ers!!!
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 23, 2011
  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Sick!! I think we should interview all Mackems and Smoggies and see which one of them it was!
     
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  4. Aldridge_Prior

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    What was she thinking??? He has a beard ffs <whistle>
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 23, 2011
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    <yikes> :emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Apparently Liz Taylor took the news badly this morning...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 23, 2011
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    Not a ginger beard is it?
     
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    Pretty hot
     
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    ****ing dublin always bring the rest of Ireland down....
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 23, 2011

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    I thought this kind of thing only happened in Burnley and Cornwall.

    <smooch>

    "Dad?"
     
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    Erik, Mar 23, 2011
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    Q. How can you tell if a mackem girl is a virgin?

    A. She can run faster than her brother!
     
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    Donkey Toon, Mar 23, 2011
  13. Tiggyrimana

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    harsh but funny <laugh>
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 23, 2011
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    <laugh>...:emoticon-0120-doh:...:police:
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 24, 2011
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    "We are not committing incest, but are victims of GSA."

    Honest guv, I couldn't help it! It's this bloody GSA, keeps making me want to stick my dick in my daughter! :(
     
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    sick, he's going to be a duncle <laugh>
     
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    ...and the child will be her brothson/daughster.
     
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  18. Beatski

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    actually it will be sephew/deice
     
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    Beatski, Mar 24, 2011
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    Not even residents of Norfolk go that far!
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 24, 2011
  20. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    yeah, she had to go all the way to texas. Norfolk folk won't leave their villages or swamps or whatever
     
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    Beatski, Mar 24, 2011
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