Alright Lads? Heres a challenge. Stayed in the pub last Sunday night and one of the lads started talking about creating a team of complete Tools. We can all admire players who never let the club down and give their all each and every week for the team. Yet, as supporters ,we accept and defend borderline sociopaths like our former player El Hadji Ousseynou Diouf and our former manager Mr Keane.I wonââ¬â¢t mention our uppity neighbours Joseph Barton who now refers to himself in the third party ( Is there an English CM player better than me out there?.FFS). So can we come up with a truly brilliant Idiots11.There are no rules other than you would definitely pay to watch them knowing the dribbling simpletons are ultimately doomed to epic failure. You can start with goalies or just pile in. Some names to think about:- Gazza-Certifable and bright as a one watt light bulb. Ballotelli- Quick to take offence with a sense of entitlement. Ashley Cole-Greedy ****er in every sense. Suarez Cheater and Diver. Rooney Just greedy and ugly Carroll-Degenerate waiting to explode. From the distant past Physcoââ¬â¢s like Chopper Harris. Norman ââ¬Åbite your legsââ¬Â Hunter Dirty Playerââ¬â¢s Giles and Bremner Great but untrustworthy, Best, Rodney Marsh, Stanley Bowles.
no bigger idiot (literally) than peter crouch, have you seen his missus, and he went off with some slapper, wot a plonker
Jens Lehmann Bacary Sagna - Nyron Nosworthy - Chopper Harris - Julian Dicks Gennaro Gattuso - Paul Gascoigne - Diego Maradona El Hadji Diouf - Andy Carroll - Mario Balotelli
Cracking side roker,mad as fook like but yeay would watch them.C'mon lads,who would you add if you had to pay ã50 to watch ?
no doubt the top off the list for being a prize plum, has to be mary poppins just for showing to much loyalty to that shower of ****, and even tried to manage them, when he should of had a glorious career with medals abound,
Dida Gary Neville - Paul Mcshane - Nyron Nosworthy - Kevin Kilbane Joey Barton - Gazza - Vinnie Jones - El Hadji Diouf Bendtner - Milton Nunez
Bruce Grobblar Bacary Sagna - Nyron Nosworthy - Chopper Harris - Julian Dicks Joey Barton -Billy Bremmner- Paul Gascoigne - Diego Maradona El Hadji Diouf - Mario Balotelli
Isn't it spooky that we are discussing idiots and prize plums, and hey presto! Up pops Bigdownunder...
Biggest dross in a Sunderland shirt has to be McShane he was crap scored more goals for the opposition than our forwards.
Robbie Savage hasn't had a mention yet, so here's mine........ Lehmann Gary Neville, Robert Huth, Steven Taylor, Phillip Senderos Nani, Robbie Savage, Kevin Nolan, Lee Bowyer El Hadj Diouf, Garth Crooks A truely horrible bunch that you would not like to spend a night on the town with!
Why the hell is Bacary Sagna an idiot? He never says anything to the press so its a bit hard to see why you all think he is stupid.
