wid ye?

Any decent pub lavvy now includes those performance enhancers in the johnny machine.

Nae excuses.

The pint scale stays

 

I agree with everything Bib's said

can tell how ****ing dirty she is

 

I think you've highlighted a flaw in the system already. 4 days is no problem to the over 40s, but an impossibility for the under 20s and somewhere on a sliding scale for those in between.

Back to the drawing board.

 

I think we should adopt the wine scale for classifying shaggability.

Hit her over the heid with a bottle and if she goes down, ride her. Otherwise run like ****.

 

Have you been out on the piss with Dennis Waterman again?

 

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I think the tried an tested is the only way.

Although gambol did hit upon a novel approach, the element of jail risk is possibly too much for some

 

There's also the pencil scale.

Stick a pencil under each tit and under and between her buttocks. Then count how many stay there. If it's all 5 pencils then she's a fat ****.

 

To the original question. Yes I wud

 

I would go to upton, downton then spunk on her middleton