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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    <laugh>

    Shut it goatblower
     
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    Sweats, Mar 20, 2012
  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    What about if i stick my finger up your arse at the same time??

    Swarbs said thats how you like it... <whistle>
     
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    Sweats, Mar 20, 2012
  3. BCR

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    If you would have said that you would give an " Alabama hot pocket" then I would have given you as much rep as I could for the day <ok>
     
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    BCR, Mar 20, 2012
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Was? (That's German by the way). I'm not Welsh so don't go near goats <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 20, 2012
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I only like that routine if it's a fit tart doing it. Last time I looked, Swarbs didn't fall into that category.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 20, 2012
  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Goats??


    Sheep it is, backward ****ers.
     
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    Chief, Mar 20, 2012
  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    One out of two aint bad though... I'll let you decide which one of the two that is though <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 20, 2012
  8. Sweats

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    What about spider goats??
     
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    Sweats, Mar 20, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who? The Welsh or the sheep?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 20, 2012
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't go anywhere near them. I merely watched them on Horizon <ok> They're not mine, by the way.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 20, 2012

  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    waynes world reference......

    nice.

    when i was in uni we had "unpainted" grey concrete roof trusses overhead in the class rooms so I got a chair put it o nthe lecturers desk, stood on that and wrote "this man blows goats" over the lecturers desk. He never saw it but we could.

    this was apparently so humourous another tit got a gas pwered soldering orin and carved this into the floor via melting the tiles... needless to say said tit got blamed for both.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 20, 2012
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How very childish of you all <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 20, 2012
  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Hi guys.

    Just to let you know my girlfriend lost our baby yesterday ( well she lost it before that but we found out yesterday at a scan ) such is the unfairness of life.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Mar 20, 2012
  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Truly Sorry to hear that mate,my condolences go out to you and your girlfriend.


    <rose>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Mar 20, 2012
  15. Daveunited

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    Sorry to hear about that UIR
     
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    Daveunited, Mar 20, 2012
  16. Sweats

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    Sorry to hear that dude.. <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Mar 20, 2012
  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Cheers.

    Sorry for posting mopey **** on here though, needed to tell someone but just dunno how yet. Everyone was really excited and we seems were stupid to tell people I suppose.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Mar 20, 2012
  18. Alan

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    Sad news, sorry to hear it and my condolences go to you and your girlfriend.
     
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    Alan, Mar 20, 2012
  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Thats so ****, sorry for the both of you.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 20, 2012
  20. Julius Caesar

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    Life can be cruel. So sorry to hear that.
     
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