Going to the darts tommorow

People will question whether it's a sport or not but one thing nobody can deny is it takes some amount of skill. I'd like to see how many attempts it would take one of you to hit just one treble 20 nevermind 3 in a row

 

I can make 180 in 2 shots.

 

Darts = ****in ****e!

Never understood why anyone would want to go to a massive hall and watch some guys throwing darts at a dartboard!

When you see the crown at the lakeside - schemie scum! All poodle perms and chunky gold bracelets... the wimmen are just as bad!

 

Aye, a 180 fall to the deck after 2 shots of vodka ya ****

 

you're watching the wrong darts Pud. Sky is where it's at

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Some of the wee burds that walk on with them are ****ing stunning, the players always let them walk up the stairs first so they can get a look at their arse. Quite right!

 

Ken, what a ****ing lightweight ****ebag.

 

Is that you with the checked shirt on trying to touch blondie's jugs ...

Oooofft! Nice tits!



Is that John Wark in the background <escapetovictory>

 

I went to the Darts last year with the wife, it was ****e, probably cos she was there mind