I hate you Dougie, literally the ONLY thing that genuinely creeps me out is clowns/evil clowns. That picture of John Wayne Gacy as a clown gave me nightmares that a gay clown was going to rape/murder me. When I was a kid my mum had this shelf really high up full of old porcelain and wood clown dolls. ****ing freaky things staring down at you with their semi-transvestite faces and *****phile grins.
You dirty bastard. My best mate has been threatening for years to buy an Evil Clown suit and jump out to scare me when I come to his house. I hope to **** he doesn't do it, I'll either **** my pants or have a heart attack.
Yeah, that one. He painted a picture of that picture for John Douglas the Forensic Profiler from the FBI. The painting was in a book I had, it's the exact same as that picture but somehow even creepier. I'll never get over my clown fear. I can imagine me going to jail in my 40's for clownicide at some kids birthday party. Me, sobbing and stabbing some clown over and over while a group of kids scream and try to pull me off Bongo Bango.
