There hasn't been a chokey death for a while

what are the odds on this guy?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-12820276

Certainly looks the type

 

"Wiltshire Police said he was found dead at his home and his death was not being treated as suspicious"

Apart from being handcuffed to the radiator, the 12 inch rubber cock in his throat and orange stuffed up his arse

 

Should the orange and the dildo not be transposed ?

 

Maybe he was uber kinky?

 

There are loads of Chokey **** deaths that get covered up though. If you came home and found your man dead attached to the radiator, with his purple tongue hanging out his head. Whilst wearing a gimp mask and corset combo with a dog choker round his neck and a chewed satsuma on the floor you'd probably take all that stuff away and then tell the police he'd been "depressed"

No chance would you want the neighbours knowing your nice middle-class hubby liked to dress up like a sex shop mannequin all the while choking himself near death and whacking away like some sort of engine piston as his cock.

 

he looks like Dev

 

You come across as the kind of guy who'd love the world to know you died in that very way.

 

Definitely, I'd see it as a badge of honour. Nobody remembers the **** who dies by slipping on ice or going peacefully in their sleep. Pop your clogs at a Nazi Gas-Mask sex party though and no bastard will ever forget you.

 

Each to their own Staggie

 

Very true SW6

 

When I saw this I thought it was the world's first multiple chokey. Only to be disappointed on several levels

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/20615/westlife-left-hanging-after-stunt-fail/

 

Imagine being the wife of the guys? Living the rest of your wife knowing that your husband done that to himself?

 

It's not that uncommon though. Quite a few coroners have had to report grieving widows/mothers etc. because they've tried to bribe them into saying it's a suicide. It would be quite the talking point in some places when it came out that nice Mr. Wilson from down the road liked to poke his bum with a salami and choke himself with surgical tubing.

Wasn't some Tory ****rag found dead on a treadmill with tights tied round his neck and a squash ball in his mouth in the mid-90's and they called it "Death By Misadventure"

You know you were up to something iffy when they put that on the death certificate.

 

I remember that...a lot of the tories "back then" loved to wangle themselves stupid!!!