A Verse about Hull....

2006-07 season to 2010-11 season...5 years!

 

Why do you want my glass alchemy vessel?

Though the Tiger's may not have had the achievements you say, they have gone from near extinction, through 3 divisions to get to the top flight of football, and,beat some of the best teams in England.

 

Also Heysoos, if you want to slag off Tangoman, this http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/the-tanned-united-phil-brown-v-david-peace/ is how it's done!

 

What sums up NUFC and their cretinous/ attention seeking fans.

They claim every manager is their Messiah and then they have a go and whinge like little kids on telly and national radio if they don't achieve over the odds and get them European football.

First you act all friendly.

Then it all goes tits up.

And the fans en masse act like a bunch ****wits and crave national attention again.

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Wish i could have got a picture of the "Cockney Mafia Bouycott" sign. **** me and they slate the standards of Kingston Upon Hull.

 

Blimey if I did that through the guilt trip and the James Corden parts there would be only about half a hour left

 

Wow.... Caused quite a stir! I'm sorry if my little poem offended any precious little beings. It was just a bit of banter. Feel free to chip in with a little poem about Newcastle if you want. I promise not to cry or resort to calling your local ladies fat.

And by the way, I couldn't give a **** if anyone finds Viz funny or not, those who don't probably still laugh at Peter Kay's 'hilarious' lists of things from the 80's. The unfunny ****.

Oh, and Lloydy. I don't know a single person who's ever claimed any of our managers is our messiah. Not a single one. If you belive what The Sun says then watch out! The immigrants are coming to declare jihad on you, crisps give you cancer, you'll die in the next 2 years due to walking past someone with a cigarette recently and if the crisps don't kill you the Fukushima nuclear plant has already contaminated you with enough radiation to render Keith Macdonald sterile so you'll die an agonising cancerous death. (you obviously read the sun so you'll know who he is, if not then look him up.)

If you have more than one brain cell and you don't happen to believe in that **** then please entertain us some more with your comedic impressions of a ****ing idiot from Hull. It's just slightly better than the banter I endure while on my break at work... In S*nderland.

 

Looks like you've stirred up the hoi polloi of Hull society Aldridge.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/37620-Lets-get-over-there!!!

Quite what Larkin would have made of their prose is beyond me though.

 

I'm telling the UN...

 

Ask Tash how he coped with the terrorists

 

Geordies​

Look at the people to come from Newcastle
I gotta bit of Chicken Gazza
10 times a fool Cheryl
And my hairs gone by 15 Shearer

This represents
The intelligence of their city
When the most famous people
Only get pity


No need for compliments, I know it's class.

 

Whoever said that Hull had never been to Wembley nor won there...... we infact won the Play Off Final in 2008 at Wembley.... therefore we have visited and we have won there ......... and i have the remembrance of your clubs fan holding up signs claiming Alan Shearer was your Messiah ........... and the one thing thats different about the two clubs Hull & Newcastle

Newcastle had 40 year old fat ****s crying their eyes out on the tv when you were relegated
Hull had fans stood up singing their hearts out in pride and glory when we got relegated


Enjoy the premier league... The championships much better

 

glad to know you dont speak for all the gerodies mosst are alright and applaude our efforts for what we accomplished in our time in the prem but your just sour, there's no nneed to slag us off, it was your own fault you got relagated in the first palce, i like newcaslte i thinks its a good club just a shame the fans are so narrow minded they cannot thing beyond the border of tynside

 

Wow AP, I don't know about disturbing a hornets nest but you've certainly rattled a tigers cage.

 

All these bites and not a single one is concerned about me pulling bulls.... One can only gather the practice of pulling bulls is common place down there...

 

I don't know much about pulling bulls myself, although I once pulled a heifer in the Bigg Market.

 

You listen to Jethro Tull oh dear

 

I was in the band until Tiote broke my flute...

Honestly though, where's the banter from the Hull fans? Very touchy!

 

Theyve gone to Cleethorpes for a caravan holiday