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Todays best heckle....

Discussion in 'Watford' started by tworossjenkins, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. tworossjenkins

    tworossjenkins Member

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    Guy behind me at NW corner

    "You couldn't ref egg custard!"

    Thats up there with :

    "You're worth more than Afghanistan!"
    when Lampard came to take a corner in the cup match a couple of years ago.

    Add your favourites.....
     
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    tworossjenkins, Mar 17, 2012
  2. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    I heard at the spurs match
    "Lets give Harry a tenner and sue him for not paying tax on it"
     
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    Lloydinio, Mar 17, 2012
  3. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    'The Ref's a nipple - he's not even big enough to be a Tit"
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Mar 17, 2012
  4. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    I also heard at the chelsea match a couple of years ago
    "Crap, John Terry's here, Better check up on my wife..."
     
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    Lloydinio, Mar 17, 2012
  5. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't that have been 'John Terry isn't here'
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Mar 17, 2012
  6. bragantino

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    Callaghan, use your weight.
     
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    bragantino, Mar 17, 2012

  7. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    Your right, I made a mistake It should be "John Terry's not here"
     
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    Lloydinio, Mar 18, 2012
  8. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Two fans watching Heskey fall over for the tenth time:

    "You can buy them in IKEA you know..."
    "What's that?"
    "Collapsible legs..."
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Mar 18, 2012
  9. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    Someone once shouted out the word C"£$ at a comedy gig I was at.

    The stand up walked up and down the stage to build suspense. Then turned to the guy and said I would call you one but you haven't got the depth of capacity to give pleasure.

    Made me chukkle ! ;)
     
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    Mexican Hornet, Mar 18, 2012

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