Accidentally came across a few jokes I hadn't heard. 1. A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?” The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!” 2. An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:“Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”Debra replied, “Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache.” 3. An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie, score.”After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I’m ahead 14 to 7.Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Touchdown, tie score.” The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can’t fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart. Straining real hard the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides.” 4. News flash just in… A man flashed at three old ladies sitting on a bench on Clapham common… two had a stroke but the other couldn’t reach.
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with your club badge, whats that coming out of that birds ass? thats sick whoever thought of that for your club badge! "i know, lets have this coming out of its ass". just sick
captain captain whats the score fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffour one to the wanderers
it was banter as i like wycombe due to the connection with waddock being ex gas. i only want them to go down as the banter be great when in same league anyway, i was right about there being 5 goals in the game
