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Scenes we'd like to see (Mock the Week style)

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Mar 21, 2011.

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  1. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    A few of you may remember I did this on the Saints board on old 606 every now and then and thought I should start doing it again on here as mods are more sensible and recognise a sense of humour <ok>


    The scenario:

    'Unlikely lines to hear coming from Portsmouth FC'


    Enjoy.
    COYR!
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Mar 21, 2011
  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Oh when the Saints go marching in...
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 21, 2011
  3. SFCbwSFC

    SFCbwSFC Member

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    And Portsmouth's seven subs this afternoon are........
     
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    SFCbwSFC, Mar 21, 2011
  4. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot Well-Known Member

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    We are glad to welcome our new financial consultant - Peter Storrie!
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Mar 21, 2011
  5. Markus Liebherrs Red Army

    Markus Liebherrs Red Army Member

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    "The ground is packed to the rafters for this highly anticipated match"



    Sorry could not resist :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Markus Liebherrs Red Army, Mar 21, 2011
  6. SFCbwSFC

    SFCbwSFC Member

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    At last, clear of debt
     
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    SFCbwSFC, Mar 21, 2011
  7. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Welcome our big summer signing....


    ... Jamie Ashdown! ;)
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Mar 21, 2011
  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    And here is the money we owe you, Saints. Sorry it took so long.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 21, 2011
  9. olddellboy

    olddellboy Well-Known Member

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    And the site of our new 100,000 seater ground is going to be.........
     
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    olddellboy, Mar 21, 2011
  10. Gonch

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    Wehay - I've been paid on time!
     
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    Gonch, Mar 21, 2011

  11. olddellboy

    olddellboy Well-Known Member

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    we'd like to introduce our new owner........


    no we really would like to introduce any new owner
     
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    olddellboy, Mar 21, 2011
  12. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    B&Q Creosote substitute, is that best you could get?
     
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    SAINTDON13, Mar 21, 2011
  13. AdamBanana20

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    Pompey buy Messi for £100M
     
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  14. SFCbwSFC

    SFCbwSFC Member

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    "I haven't shagged my sister"
     
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    SFCbwSFC, Mar 21, 2011
  15. Champ Kind: Sports

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    Mr Portsmouth FC: "I'm a complete w****r, aren't I?"
     
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    Champ Kind: Sports, Mar 22, 2011
  16. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Welcome to Fratton Park this afternoon for today's friendly against our local rivals Southampton. Visiting fans may be interested to know then this Ruin has recently been granted "protected ancient monument" status. Please ask the nearest steward if you are interested in becoming a "friend of Fratton".
     
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    Channonfodder, Mar 22, 2011
  17. KingslandSFC

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    KingslandSFC, Mar 22, 2011
  18. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    And its welcome to Fratton Park for the new season in the Championship, with the eagerly awaited match involving the South Coasts two top teams in the league.......................................
















    ............................Portsmouth and Bournemouth.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Singing Blue 3, Mar 22, 2011
  19. Markus Liebherrs Red Army

    Markus Liebherrs Red Army Member

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    He got us boys. In light of Channonfodder's comment, the term 'Fortress Fratton' suddenly becomes applicable! A plaque outside could read: "it was in this spot in 1984 that Jimmy sailor boy led a glorious, alcohol fuelled charge by the 65.7 against the infernal enemy, the ICF..."
     
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    Markus Liebherrs Red Army, Mar 22, 2011
  20. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Brilliant Singing Blue! What we were asked for was things we are least likely to hear at Portsmouth. You have so nailed it <doh>
     
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    Channonfodder, Mar 22, 2011
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