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  1. BolloBollo

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    Man what a weekened! Booze, nags, 7 grams a ching, swingers and about 8 Heath Ledgers!!!!
    Blackpools ****ing mental!!!

    What did you ****os get up too?
     
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    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    this weekewnd i learned that 3d cinema = gash and free whisky tastes best.
     
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  3. staggie

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    this weekend I learned that Ross county winning a semi-final can cause liver problems .
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    I had a two day Permit-to-work course on Thursday/Friday last week and was so ****ed-off by 4pm on Friday that I went home and smoked a ridiculously big joint. Ruined my weekend because I was sleeping by 7pm on Friday night. Missed an all night Charlie session on Friday, slept through the first 40 minutes of the semi-final and then had a few folk over for El Clasico. Pretty ****ty weekend in all, tried to get some folk for football and beers down the park on Sunday but they were all too rough and told me to ****-off.
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    went out on friday night, not really sure what happened, mrs.lr god love her woke me up with breakfast sat morning. wasnt feeling too bad until county scored the first, then after jumping up and down a bit my head started to explode and i spent most of the rest of the came pressing two capri suns into my eyes <ok>

    sorted myself out with more booze and was then on jager and buccy and wine and beer and gin and whisky etc etc etc etc until getting chucked out of viper because a guy we were with glassed a bouncer (he also works there as a bouncer but was on his night off <doh>) then toddled home but got lost in murano st student village (think i was looking for a drunk defenceless young bird but nae luck). after that cue the two day hangover not helped by meetings all day yesterday and this morning
     
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  6. Had a good weekend aswell. Ended up in a massage parlour after a serious drinkin session in the toon. There was also the added bonus of a burd gettin her big fake paps out in the street n lettin me n ma mate cop a feel <ok> managed to stay off the ching again which is another bonus altho not takin it is makin me get far too drunk for ma own good
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    Drinking loads is almost worse than taking the charles Nev. The only place it saves you is in the pocket. I went out on the first Friday I was home and turned down a half score of ching for £100. Ended up being so drunk that I spewed all over the sofa in some trendy bar and woke up on my sofa with the remnants of a subway all over me. ****ing lettuce and bits of ham and chicken all over me and the couch.
     
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  8. BolloBollo

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    We left for Blackpool at 1:00 fri morning and didn't stop drinking till sunday night. Rattled 3 grams of scottish pish charlie and 3 swedgers by the time we got to blackpool.
    We then left to go to Aintree for the Grand National about 11 o'clock on the sat can't remembver a thing untill 10:30 sat night. By that time my ching and Heath was all gone and bought a g from the barman at the hotel and it was ****ing dynamite <ok> Next thing you know meand my mate were talking to 2 swinging couples. At that point I was well up for it but after 3 more swedgers and another gram I got the para buzz and we ****ed off. What a ****ing weekend though <ok>
     
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  10. staggie

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    You still in your little pretend internet cafe on the rig Venom, or have you got your office back?
     
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  11. bollo u shuda went swingin. altho a have t oadmit sex doesnt come very high on ma to do list when am swedgered
     
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  12. VenomPD

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    No, I'm in the Conference room (Which is named the very gay "Butterfly Lounge")

    It's not ideal, there are a few of us in here with a shared phone and internet connection. At least there are a few folk in here who are a good laugh.
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    know what you mean nev, i'm all about trying to kill myself as well when i'm on the sauce
     
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  14. naw on the sauce am a horny bugger, on the ectos tho am no even interested
     
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  15. RDW1

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    <laugh>
    The Butterfly Lounge???
    What sort of oil rig are you on Venom??
     
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  16. BolloBollo

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    Nev I would have done it in a heart beat if I was just on the chandler but sweeties just puts me aff! The said next time we're down they'll take us to a swinging club right enough.
    If I had went through with it on the swedgers I would have probably killed myself. I had a major dose of the heebie jeebies about 7 in the mornong tilll now <yikes>
     
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  17. were they good pills? did u have vals to back you up?
     
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  18. BolloBollo

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    The pills were ****ing dynamite Nev. Don;t know what they were. The humdingers gave us sweeties and some coke. far better than the ****e we get up here <ok>
     
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  19. we're gettin ****e up here. aparently liverpool is good for class a's
     
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  20. BolloBollo

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    Aye well a wee drug dealer who looked like neil lennon got us a few g down at aintree and they were top notch <ok>
     
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