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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    My wife died this morning :(

    R.I.P julie <rose>

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  2. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    Still warm?

    <lubedup>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Keep her in that box for a few days and she'll stay fairly fresh<ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 16, 2012
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Top Tip

    Give your decaying cadaver that lifelike feel by letting it steep in a warm bath for half an hour before lovemaking. You may wish to share the bath with your partner to get in the mood.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 16, 2012
  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice chest.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 16, 2012
  6. - SW6 -

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    It's her new home<ok>
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    **** sake <laugh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 16, 2012
  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I reckon Beale killed her. He couldn't run his Walford caff any more and battered her with a rock-hard bagette.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 16, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    She isn't a darkie Ian?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 16, 2012
  10. User Deleted

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    she wasn't a darkie
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    SW <oooook>
     
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  13. - SW6 -

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    Gas<ooook>

    Where you been<grr>
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Had some time off to **** Beales wife to death <ok>
     
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    gas, Mar 16, 2012
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>,
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    RIP Julie <peacedove>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 16, 2012
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    Beales Mrs has been dead for an hour and look who turns up, sniffing around...<laugh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 16, 2012
  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> .
     
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