just been watching this hazard fella, don't look too bad. I reckon we should have a punt for him. We might not be able to match the offers of other clubs, and i think it's only fair on the other guys that we offer him 15k max, but there's still plenty to entice him to Norwich. I think if we wanted him we should play up the top 5 sales pitches for Norwich. 1. Norwich has a lovely cathedral 2. During the 11th century, Norwich was the largest city in England after London 3. Norwich had the third speed bump in England. 4. Norwich is home to the largest collection of British teapots 5. Norwich has the highest percentage of atheists and ebay users in Britain. And if none of that impresses him, well quite frankly he can **** right off, don't want him bringing his negativity round here anyway.
Surely this should be "doesn't look too bad" I might be wrong on this, as you know I bunked off english at school! but you live by the sword, you die by the sword!
Why do I get the feeling that 'Guru' (what a misnomer THAT is) has been searching dementedly through battersea's posts for this very moment? Regarding Hazard, I feel that Norwich may be a tad too exciting for a Belgian!
Actually Gandy, its the first post from battersea that i have noticed in a couple of days. So know you are wrong on that one! Anybody thats makes a big deal about grammer, needs to make sure they are 100% correct at all times (I only do it, when somebody has made a big deal about mine, I'm **** at spelling/grammer as you can probably guess), the slightest slip up and you could be made to look a total twat! What caught my fancy is a thread about a decent player like Hazard on your board (obviously i now know its a wind-up), very good player but a bit out of your range. The player i'm most interested in the summer will be the Spainish Grant Holt, another fantastic goal last night!
He'll have heard of us at least. Although, you never know, he may have seen some old black and white footage on youtube from your successful era.
I'm sure most countries have had colour tv's in the early part of the century when we beat Inter Milan! pretty disrespectful of you to think that the spanish are so backward in their technology!
Well spotted Guru, it certainly would be, if I wasn't intentionally writing in a parody style of a 'bloke down tha pub'. Hence the 'fella', 'have a punt', and '**** right off.' Edit- Pro tip- You should really use a capital E for English, as it's a proper noun. Don't you worry Guru, I've got your back! Edit- But in all seriousness Guru, i apologize for questioning your writing earlier, it's a low mans game, and it clearly annoyed you as you seem to have a new sig on the subject. Love and be loved?
that nasty Guru has said something, that i didn't say. Grow up superman, read the context of the post! end of!
