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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    do it.. you know it makes sense..

    my milf is 3 yrs older than me.. grown up kids... big tits big arse and tiny waist.. likes porn, swallows and takes it up the arse... think she may be a keeper.. as she has ticked every box on the ticklist thus far.. are there any other requirements i have missed??
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    doing what??
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm very partial to some watersports myself <ok>
     
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  4. BCR

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    She got her own cash? If so, she could also be your sugar mama <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Go to our board and look at the 'Drunken Scousers' thread. <doh>
     
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  6. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Someone best PM Jip Jaam Stam the GC mod or Syd.
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    she will have when she gets divorced...


    Red you like watersports?? thought you'd be too old for water skiing and alike.. <ok>
     
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  8. BCR

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    There in lies the attraction <laugh>

    So she is basically stiflers mom?
     
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  9. Sweats

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    yep.. her kids are 14 & 12... daughter will be very ****able...







    in about a year.....
     
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  10. Alan

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    It's called the banter thread so get off your high horse.
     
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    Alan, Mar 15, 2012

  11. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    you said she had grown up kids :shocked:
     
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  12. Swarbs

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    More of a GILF then.

    You'll have to introduce me to her next time I'm in da Cheez <ok>
     
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  13. Sweats

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    Has MITO been stealing our high horses?? what a ****...
     
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  14. BCR

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    <yikes> haha, you seen miley cyrus lately? Umm, ya way different from that Hannah Montana nonsense and looks to be growing some serious baps as well. Only like 5 foot so can chuck her around <ok>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    grown up ish...

    the daughter is 12...
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah right.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    seriously i thought you were approaching retirement from being a lab assistant?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She tends to be more regular at the BB. When she gets pissed, she's all over me like a rash. I really am going to have to do her <ok>
     
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  19. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Fixed
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    alan needs his back dor smashed in by sweats clealry.... oh hum.

    re: milfs. sweats requirement no1 should be will you have to pay for those kids... after that you've clealry ticked ALL the boxes.
     
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