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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    what will bazray do with his days while he's chained to the radiator?
     
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  2. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Mito have a look at this hot piece of ass, one of a kind!

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    BCR, Mar 15, 2012
  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Smoking is bad for your Manchester United career.

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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Mar 15, 2012
  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Well I smashed the Milf in the ass last night <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Mar 15, 2012
  5. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    So were you smashing the granny?
     
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    BCR, Mar 15, 2012
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I simply don't believe you. We require proof positive. Pictures would suffice <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 15, 2012
  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I dont have pictures of me actually doing the deed.. though ruff and tunny have seen a pic of her <ok> 34DD pair of smashers ..
     
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  8. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Pics? You know sweats is a man who videotapes all of his sexual/slashing/gouging/murdering activities <ok>
     
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    BCR, Mar 15, 2012
  9. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Mar 15, 2012
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Could have been photoshopped. Until such time as you can verify your rash claims, stick to made up mass murder/burial stories. Most of the estate agents I know make this sort of claim.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 15, 2012

  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Gerrard is ****.

    1 decent performance is ****ing ages wont change the fact hes well past his best.

    Liverpool fans and sky sports pundits have been in super rimming mode since his hattrick and while Gerrard can still provide for liverpool on occasion he aint the b all and end all of them anymore.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Mar 15, 2012
  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    You are mistaken if you think I am bothered as to whether you believe me or not...

    Its not like i have made up some shower of ****e story of wooing some rich classy woman ceo with my razor sharp with and fine taste in bolognese and mash.. after all what classy woman wouldnt fall for a such a sophisticated shandy drinking shireboy.. as that really would be a tall story for anyone to believe.. <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Great news. The beams are circulating again. Could be colliding by the time our quarter final kicks off. Could be an unbeaten run approaching. God bless Peter Higgs <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 15, 2012
  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    In that case you might manage to finish 6th <yikes>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mission accomplished <laugh> You're too easy sweats <ok> That was just a bit of fun with the CEO. I did have Bolognese and mash though <ok>
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    so you didn't smash her back doors in?? I'm upset for you.. I actually hoped you had.. I feel let down by you now..
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is now sorted <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 15, 2012
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No mate. Business before pleasure. However, on the MILF front, there's one that goes in my local who is massively up for it. Superb figure (inc good tits and nice arse and legs), but the really interesting thing is that she's only 4 foot 9 inches tall. That would be fun, but she knows the unit a bit too well so it's dangerous. Can't really call her a MILF, although she is, as she's 4 years younger than me <yikes>
     
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  19. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I see those friendly chaps from GC are at it again <doh>
     
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    KingEric07., Mar 15, 2012
  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <applause> now thats banter!

    tomorrow someone will call rooney ****e cos he's useless and utd went out... or he socred 2 and they went through.

    plus the quality of the thread has gone well up with the whole rubbish you're now wirting! good.
     
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