The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

bazray was telling us all about Liverpool's world class players. Don't worry, it won't take long

City are still in the comp, and look like they're taking it pretty seriously - Silva, Toure, Aguero are all in the match squad for tonight...

 

They will try, and fail and then blame the ref for not being giving enough penaltys / stoppage time / sending off away players. Will display no class and generally embaress English football on the continent. Foreigners will say "why are Man U top of the league?" Why are Liverpool not playing? Liverpool are good".

 

think its more along the lines of ooh arrr i been scrumpin apples all mornin..

love the fact he asked you where you were from.. what with him being an 80's glory hunting Liverpool fan from somerset.

 

Yeah Europeans get easily confused cause being good and not qualifying for Europe go hand in hand.

 

I'm from China. Aren't we all ?

 

He's NOT from Somerset. He's from Bristol. He just happens to live in Somerset because he likes apples.

 

No.

I'm from Singapore. Number 1 United fan since 1999.

 

We will be back, Kenny has a master plan, we are one year into a rebuild, you lot know it as well, and your all **** scared!

 

Fixed.

 

Lol, quite good by your usual weak standards.

 

and it is a genius master plan. He's tricking the owners into giving him a £500million transfer budget by wasting the first £100million and instructing the youth team to get spanked by Swansea and Ajax. John Henry will have no choice but to give Kenny everything he wants. Andy Johnson for £25million should start the inevitable climb to domestic and European dominance.

 

Fixed.

 

I have to say i would like to see Liverpool challenging for the title... the season that you did challenge for it a few years back made us winning it and beating you to the title and watching all the sad faces as rafa blew it, made it probably my favourite title winning season.

 

Yeah master plan is to smile!

I hear KD is going to replace the famous THIS IS ANFIELD sign in the tunnel with this.

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Ah, I see. That's why you've all got slant eyes and buck teeth. And here was little old me thinking it was because you were all serial ****ers

 

Listen, we could have bought, bribed and corrupted our way to a few titles, but we do things the Liverpool way. We have class and standards. That's why we are so respected on the continent.

 

Dat no nice you plick

 

At last the mindless rants about bribes and corruption that always comes from Liverpool fans trying to explain why Man United have won so many league titles over SAF's time at OT. Keep it coming lad!

 

If you go on holiday and meet the locals, you tell them you are from England, they say 'agh, English man, Liverpool, good, nice football'

That's the mark of true class.

 

Which is why the Klown will be promoting players from within the club this summer not spending money on ****e like Downing, Carroll and Proper Charlie Adam.