she left my bit on sunday there with her knickers in her handbag. My brother was washing my motor while she was doing the old walk of shame. The temptation to shout "Haw [insert brother's name], she's wearin nae knickers!" was strong but I held back.
Ended up with whisky and football Mrs 6 up the duff and not so forthcoming on the nosh front at the moment
At least you can look forward to "bringing it along" when the time is due with curry and a session. Supposed to help induce labour so I reckon if she has a chicken jalfrezi followed by a rear guard action, I would suggest "The Rifleman", then SW6 junior should be along shortly.
The best S&BJ Day related thing I've ever seen was a comment on Facebook by a lass I know, tearing into her boyfriend for going away on a Rugby trip the day before their first one together. I think she was genuinely peeved at not being able to show off her skills in cooking and sucking
