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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    if she tells me the plot to the rest of supernatural I'll ship her across the pond.
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    not far behind you, but miles behind dave ..... & Davina - the gilf!<cheers>
     
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  3. BCR

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    What season you on? I can tell you and you can ship me over and all will be well <ok>

    American, young-ish, supports Liverpool what more do you want!
     
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    BCR, Mar 14, 2012
  4. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    I thought Antonio-Valencia was Suarez Dribbling <yikes>
     
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    Alan, Mar 14, 2012
  5. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    A good kit deal and happy smiley faces please <ok>

    (Not really fussed about points)
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You didn't tell me she was a GILF. I might just have to visit the Patten <ok> :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  7. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Shocking

    A United fan saying positive things about the club he supports.
     
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    Alan, Mar 14, 2012
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    German, granny, filthy, will do anything, supports Liverpool
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He is. I was only joking <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 14, 2012
  10. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Well, apprarently we are not allowed to do the same, we should all have glum faces, not accept good deals, and should all hail United. <chokes>
     
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    Manciniiiiiii, Mar 14, 2012
  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yep the sight of old red nose standing there with dappled light reflecting of his well oiled wash board abs, whiskey bottle in one hand, Pl trophy in the other ......





    .... got a semi yet bazza?
     
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    tunns®, Mar 14, 2012
  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Actually all the mods knew, cos every time someone posted some abuse on KPR's VMs he reported it and all the mods saw his e-mail address. I had to restrain myself from signing him up to every Utd fanzine I could find...

    That's Mr Swarbs to you <ok>

    I know, I need to work on it. Next thing I'll be claiming we are top of the league and 25 points ahead of Liverpool...
     
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  13. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    "Actually all the mods knew, cos every time someone posted some abuse on KPR's VMs he reported it and all the mods saw his e-mail address. I had to restrain myself from signing him up to every Utd fanzine I could find..."

    You naughty little Scamp.

    Mr Swarbs?<doh>

    P.s you forgot to put the whistle smiley on your post.
     
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    Manciniiiiiii, Mar 14, 2012
  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    she's the filthy looking one stood next to dartboard ;)
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Well I got a text from a big breasted Milf today saying she wanted to suck my cock.. I obliged and emptied my sacks into her mouth.. <ok>
     
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  16. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    And then the alarm clock went off.
     
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    Manciniiiiiii, Mar 14, 2012
  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    and he buried you under his patio<whistle>


















    <sorry sweats couldn't resist><ok>
     
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  18. Alan

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    I know. You love winding Daveunited up.
     
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  19. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    And he realised he was late for community service.
     
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    Manciniiiiiii, Mar 14, 2012
  20. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Nah she has lived to tell the tale.. Til I get bored of her..
     
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